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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:45 pm 
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Had a guy today who wanted me to check the charge on the AC. But he won't let me in the house. I tell him, I need to know if its a TXV and if not I need the wet bulb reading from inside the house. He tells me to just do it outside.
That's like telling a doctor to check your blood pressure without using a cuff.

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Darkside wrote:
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Your avatar has never been more perfect.

Had a guy today who wanted me to check the charge on the AC. But he won't let me in the house. I tell him, I need to know if its a TXV and if not I need the wet bulb reading from inside the house. He tells me to just do it outside.
That's like telling a doctor to check your blood pressure without using a cuff.


Hoarder.

Found that out about an old couple I knew who both died. AC broke about 15 years ago and they never got it fixed. They had moved to the basement because the upper level was floor to ceiling.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:50 pm 
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Peoria Matt wrote:
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Your avatar has never been more perfect.

Had a guy today who wanted me to check the charge on the AC. But he won't let me in the house. I tell him, I need to know if its a TXV and if not I need the wet bulb reading from inside the house. He tells me to just do it outside.
That's like telling a doctor to check your blood pressure without using a cuff.


Hoarder.

Found that out about an old couple I knew who both died. AC broke about 15 years ago and they never got it fixed. They had moved to the basement because the upper level was floor to ceiling.

Yeah man that's fucked up.
I have indeed seen some hoarders.
True story... was doing a boiler repair in Woodstock... total hoarder. Oddly the only place not stuffed floor to ceiling with shit was 3 feet on all sides of the boiler. Health department shows up while I'm there. Full battle gear, like space suits or something. Guy says to me that they're condemning the property due to roach and rodent infestation, neighbors have complained.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:26 pm 
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I had to leave my bag of ice and Sunday paper on the counter at 7-Eleven and walk out when the lottery ticket buyin' motherfucker in front of me spent about ten minutes betting Mega Millions combos and then just when it seemed he was finished, started asking questions about every type of scratch-off.

You should have hit him in the head with the ice and told him his luck just ran out.


Dude, that's cold ...


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:27 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Your avatar has never been more perfect.

Had a guy today who wanted me to check the charge on the AC. But he won't let me in the house. I tell him, I need to know if its a TXV and if not I need the wet bulb reading from inside the house. He tells me to just do it outside.


He was probably growing ganja.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:28 pm 
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Chus wrote:
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Your avatar has never been more perfect.

Had a guy today who wanted me to check the charge on the AC. But he won't let me in the house. I tell him, I need to know if its a TXV and if not I need the wet bulb reading from inside the house. He tells me to just do it outside.


He was probably growing ganja.

That's what I was thinking too.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:41 pm 
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I'm surprised no grocery stores (that I know of) have gone to queued lines...you would think that would not only move things along faster, but would be much more equitable.

And I wish Costco would either create a queued line or offer an express lane. Sometimes I go in for one or two items such as a rotisserie chicken, and get stuck behind five carts with a boatload of stuff.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:42 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
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I had to leave my bag of ice and Sunday paper on the counter at 7-Eleven and walk out when the lottery ticket buyin' motherfucker in front of me spent about ten minutes betting Mega Millions combos and then just when it seemed he was finished, started asking questions about every type of scratch-off.

You should have hit him in the head with the ice and told him his luck just ran out.


Dude, that's cold ...


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:38 pm 
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Today, I had a guy in front of me who was counting change, like Kramer buying the calzones.

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Secondary nomination to the stores who have cashiers in the express lane who are A) old and slow, or B) too young to ring up alcohol.

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Five bananas? Five items... Bag of grapes? Go fuck yourself.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Five bananas? Five items... Bag of grapes? Go fuck yourself.

I prefer... two... bananas?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:54 am 
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Chus wrote:
Secondary nomination to the stores who have cashiers in the express lane who are A) old and slow, or B) too young to ring up alcohol.


the 2nd part of that is 100% true and that should NEVER happen, especially on a weekend. "TWENTY-ONE!" over and over and over again.


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I was in line the other day and some dude had like thirty items in his cart in the express lane (15 items or less). He proceeded to have the cashier ring up two separate bills of roughly fifteen items each. Mother...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Five bananas? Five items... Bag of grapes? Go fuck yourself.


do you go to a place where these are individually scanned? cos that would suck. especially if people bought tic tacs.


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Makalu G wrote:
I was in line the other day and some dude had like thirty items in his cart in the express lane (15 items or less). He proceeded to have the cashier ring up two separate bills of roughly fifteen items each. Mother...


I bet his name is Lou Pole.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Five bananas? Five items... Bag of grapes? Go fuck yourself.


do you go to a place where these are individually scanned? cos that would suck. especially if people bought tic tacs.


Or rice.

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