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Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:19 pm ]
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Panther pislA wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Honest answer: while I hate when dudes make a big show out of appreciating and analyzing disposable pop music, even I have to admit Teenage Dream was loaded with hits. The title track is probably my favorite.

Taylor Swift's songs have only been good when Ryan Adams covers them.


I don't think that's true. Taylor has a lot of good pop songs and she wrote them herself. I don't know who writes Katy Perry's stuff, Dr. Luke and Tricky maybe. Anyway, Pink can actually sing and she's more doable than either of them.

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Pink links like Tyrion Lannister's lost sister, and all of her songs reek of her subsequent inferiority complex, which has resultingly made her militant.

Hot for a smushed-in faced midget, ok, but she's not in any Big Gal's league.


Big Gal's League? You're on here promoting Taylor Swift. She plays in the Chipmunk Division with Anna Kendrick.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:22 pm ]
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Taylor Swift is hot if you're into mannequins or the very early drafts of Japanese sex robots.

Author:  SuperMario [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:14 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Taylor Swift is hot if you're into mannequins or the very early drafts of Japanese sex robots.


:lol: :lol: So right.

Author:  SuperMario [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:17 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Big Gal's League? You're on here promoting Taylor Swift. She plays in the Chipmunk Division with Anna Kendrick.


I thought Anna Kendrick was in the Bow Legged Division

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Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:19 pm ]
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SuperMario wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Big Gal's League? You're on here promoting Taylor Swift. She plays in the Chipmunk Division with Anna Kendrick.


I thought Anna Kendrick was in the Bow Legged Division

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Probably because Slater just got done sexually assaulting her.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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Katy Perry is much more attractive. Neither of them make good music.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:26 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SuperMario wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Big Gal's League? You're on here promoting Taylor Swift. She plays in the Chipmunk Division with Anna Kendrick.


I thought Anna Kendrick was in the Bow Legged Division

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Probably because Slater just got done sexually assaulting her.


he's starting to look like Quagmire

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:27 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Katy Perry is much more attractive. Neither of them make good music.

As far as bubble gum pop, which is the genre they're in, they both made catchy songs for tween girls and and women who have recently been dumped.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:28 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SuperMario wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Big Gal's League? You're on here promoting Taylor Swift. She plays in the Chipmunk Division with Anna Kendrick.


I thought Anna Kendrick was in the Bow Legged Division

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Probably because Slater just got done sexually assaulting her.


he's starting to look like Quagmire

I wonder if Peanut Tillman tried to stop him?

Author:  Brick [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:37 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Katy Perry is much more attractive. Neither of them make good music.

As far as bubble gum pop, which is the genre they're in, they both made catchy songs for tween girls and and women who have recently been dumped.
And me!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:39 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Katy Perry is much more attractive. Neither of them make good music.

As far as bubble gum pop, which is the genre they're in, they both made catchy songs for tween girls and and women who have recently been dumped.
And me!

And Rick and Anthony Rizzo

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:28 pm ]
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https://www.theringer.com/music/2017/11 ... rt-singles

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:43 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
https://www.theringer.com/music/2017/11/9/16625006/taylor-swift-reputation-chart-singles

that was too many words with the totally wrong conclusion

I'll answer the headline "Why Taylor Swift Doesn’t Have a Hit" more concisely:

Answer: The songs suck.

Author:  SuperMario [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:44 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
https://www.theringer.com/music/2017/11/9/16625006/taylor-swift-reputation-chart-singles


So their basis is she isn't black and hip hop enough to chart anymore? Never mind that her latest album just sucks.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:48 pm ]
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I wasn't necessarily drawing the same conclusions as the author as to why, i was only looking at the fact that her singles and album are tanking

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:09 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
Bagels wrote:
https://www.theringer.com/music/2017/11/9/16625006/taylor-swift-reputation-chart-singles

that was too many words with the totally wrong conclusion

I'll answer the headline "Why Taylor Swift Doesn’t Have a Hit" more concisely:

Answer: The songs suck.

Soundcloud rappers are something that Writerly Writers are very into discussing on Twitter, so it's no surprise. I shouldn't know who Fetty Wap is, but that's the only reason I do.

Author:  ZephMarshack [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:20 pm ]
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Justin Charity is pretty bad usually and that article was no exception. Swift's music has become increasingly hip hop influenced anyway; hell she's even trying to rap on the verses of "Ready for It." While I'll grant that hip hop may be more popular than it was a few years ago on pop radio, turning this into some kind of morality play where Swift is a stand-in for being out of touch is a stretch to say the least.

Also this comment on ILX about how much dumb analysis gets devoted to Swift's references and implicit politics made me chuckle:
Quote:
It's kinda funny I ran across my vinyl of Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain and was thinking how crazy Pitchfork, CoS, Noisey et al would have gone about Range Life considering all the digital ink spilled over this or Arcade Fire acting like ding dongs imagine the thinking pieces

"Nature Kids DO Have a Function: Pavement's Problematic Anti Ecological Politics"

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:44 pm ]
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Taylor looooovvveees hip hop and tries to incorporate it into her music every chance she gets.


This is her during a Kendrick performance a few years back

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Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:53 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:57 pm ]
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Author:  Bagels [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:00 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:

Author:  Panther pislA [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:16 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
I wasn't necessarily drawing the same conclusions as the author as to why, i was only looking at the fact that her singles and album are tanking

Lol That is a bullshit hit-piece written by Katy Perry's grandmother.

Over a 1.4 Million copies in 1st 4 days, making it 2017's top selling album so far. Most sold in 1st 4 days since Adele's last album in 2014. Her 1989 album sold 1.29 in same span. Only failure here is the failure to be a failure..

http://www.billboard.com/articles/colum ... -four-days

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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The album thing is wrong, agree with Blu Bombay on that.


Her single is struggling compared to previous ones like "Shake it Off"


She's on the way down, 1989 was the peak.

Author:  Panther pislA [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:36 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
The album thing is wrong, agree with Blu Bombay on that.


Her single is struggling compared to previous ones like "Shake it Off"


She's on the way down, 1989 was the peak.

I don't see it.

'Look What You Made Me Do' is STILL being played in heavy regular rotation, and it was first launched August 24, 2017, almost 3 months ago.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:41 pm ]
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Panther pislA wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
The album thing is wrong, agree with Blu Bombay on that.


Her single is struggling compared to previous ones like "Shake it Off"


She's on the way down, 1989 was the peak.

I don't see it.

'Look What You Made Me Do' is STILL being played in heavy regular rotation, and it was first launched August 24, 2017, almost 3 months ago.

I mean, Im going off the Billboard charts.

Shake it up spent like 12 weeks at #1 or #2

LWYMMD fell off pretty quickly.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:00 pm ]
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ZephMarshack wrote:
Also this comment on ILX about how much dumb analysis gets devoted to Swift's references and implicit politics made me chuckle:
Quote:
It's kinda funny I ran across my vinyl of Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain and was thinking how crazy Pitchfork, CoS, Noisey et al would have gone about Range Life considering all the digital ink spilled over this or Arcade Fire acting like ding dongs imagine the thinking pieces

"Nature Kids DO Have a Function: Pavement's Problematic Anti Ecological Politics"


ilxor is so good, I wish I'd gotten in on that place.

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