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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't write or do anything worth a damn other than fill out a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. She was fun to look at, painful to hear. She might have been one of the stupidest human beings that ever lived too. Had the IQ of a single cell organism. But with better tits. Single cell organisms don't have tits. But its been like 11 years since I heard her name. Is she still alive? Still good tits? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Darkside wrote: Couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't write or do anything worth a damn other than fill out a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. She was fun to look at, painful to hear. She might have been one of the stupidest human beings that ever lived too. Had the IQ of a single cell organism. But with better tits. Single cell organisms don't have tits. But its been like 11 years since I heard her name. Is she still alive? Still good tits? She's like a lot of hot girls. No talent. They're famous cuz they're hot. Then they get old. The end. It's that simple. I can name a lot more of her kind. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Beardown wrote: Darkside wrote: Couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't write or do anything worth a damn other than fill out a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. She was fun to look at, painful to hear. She might have been one of the stupidest human beings that ever lived too. Had the IQ of a single cell organism. But with better tits. Single cell organisms don't have tits. But its been like 11 years since I heard her name. Is she still alive? Still good tits? She's like a lot of hot girls. No talent. They're famous cuz they're hot. Then they get old. The end. It's that simple. I can name a lot more of her kind. Go on... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
-Tiffani Amber Theisen -Cindy Crawford -Rose McGowan -Paris Hilton Just to name a few. I could probably come up with 30 more. I'll throw it out for everybody else... Hot girls with no talent that flamed out after they got old!!!! Light em up!!!!!! And old pretty much means mid to late 30s. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. |
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| Author: | blackhawksfan [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
SpiralStairs wrote: She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. Wait, you guys have wives? I just wack it to 40 year old Jessica Simpson pictures. You know what though: I think older Pam Anderson is still hot. What do you guys think? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
blackhawksfan wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. Wait, you guys have wives? I just wack it to 40 year old Jessica Simpson pictures. You know what though: I think older Pam Anderson is still hot. What do you guys think? I wack it to you wacking it to old Jessica Simpson pictures. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
I saw something about her about a year ago. She had gotten a bit pudgy and said she was drinking too much. She quit drinking and got back in shape. Yes, still hot. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
That's what the fuck happened.... |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Never was a fan but I’m probably gay AND partial to brunettes. |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
She stared a clothing line, and she's a billionaire. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:22 am ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: That's what the fuck happened.... She could sit on my face if she so desired. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
SpiralStairs wrote: She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. 
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
In general, Tony Romo kicked her to the curb and she ate her feelings. A reminder once again to all of you before you become infatuated with a young hottie. Look closely at the mom. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
RFDC wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. RFDC's wife in shambles. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:32 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: RFDC wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep. RFDC's wife in shambles. 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:34 am ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: That's what the fuck happened.... This was her at Christmas 2020. Weird face, but she lost nearly 100lbs after ballooning during a pregnancy. 
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:35 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Caller Bob wrote: That's what the fuck happened.... This was her at Christmas 2020. Weird face, but she lost nearly 100lbs after ballooning during a pregnancy. Jesus Christ, I'd rather fuck the chubby in the first photo. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:38 am ] |
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What an odd photo. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:40 am ] |
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She's definitely aged weird and probably had some surgical work done that doesn't look the best. But honestly, kudos to her for shedding that much weight. |
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| Author: | Crick Ramp [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:41 am ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Caller Bob wrote: That's what the fuck happened.... This was her at Christmas 2020. Weird face, but she lost nearly 100lbs after ballooning during a pregnancy. Jesus Christ, I'd rather fuck the chubby in the first photo. I’d gladly gobble up both. You guys act so weird sometimes |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:52 am ] |
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Which begs the question, is Britney Spears still kicking it? |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:55 am ] |
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jessica simpson even when she was younger needed lot of makeup to maintain her looks. good for her for getting her life together and she's still very attractive |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:22 pm ] |
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She actually led the wave of the high wasted bad looking or at least non flattering jeans. I see women all over tv wearing them now and I say go away. One of the bigger offenders are the costume people of the Neighborhood. It is the tv sitcom with Cedric the Entertainer. It makes me laugh but the jeans/pants they throw on the awesome looking blonde from Two Broke Girls makes her look fat as hell. |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:24 pm ] |
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Bagels wrote: Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either Totally different trajectory and attitude. Kelly Clarkson is an incredibly talented singer. She knows that and the whole time went with the..."fuck this dieting and starving crap, I'm gonna eat what I want to eat". She looks horrible and any time of seen pictures of her I have the same "what the fuck is she wearing reaction". Jessica Simpson clearly has no talent...as described already....all she had was her looks. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
Bagels wrote: Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either RIP Kid Cairo |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck happened to Jessica Simpson? |
it really has nothing to do with her fame. this is what girls do. and guys too if theyre born hot. they get a ton of attention early on, and they think it's because everyone actually likes them. after 25 their metabolism slows down and they start to get fat. they dont see a problem because everyone likes them... until they are fat enough that nobody likes them. and then they bitch that everyone is so shallow because all they care about is skinny hips. no shit dumbass. all of your success was founded on those skinny hips. i dont like it either, but that is nature. youre the idiot for thinking anything else. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:12 pm ] |
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RFDC wrote: Bagels wrote: Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either RIP Kid Cairo I'd forgotten the torch he carried for her 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:18 pm ] |
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RFDC wrote: Bagels wrote: Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either RIP Kid Cairo |
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