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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:35 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Does Orton have on pants?

I like to think that he wears his wrestling panties everywhere he goes...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:36 pm

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Cassie's altogether lovely.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:37 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Does Orton have on pants?

Yes, in a shocking turn of events. However, I wouldn't count on it five minutes after that picture was taken.

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Bob Loblaw

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:51 pm

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Drop In wrote:

As part of the divorce settlement, Cena's wife was offered the lead role in The Marine 3. She declined.

I'm having a hard time getting over this Orton in pants thing. It's just not possible, I'm saying Photoshop.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:01 pm

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Bob Loblaw wrote:

Drop In wrote:

As part of the divorce settlement, Cena's wife was offered the lead role in The Marine 3. She declined.

I'm having a hard time getting over this Orton in pants thing. It's just not possible, I'm saying Photoshop.

Probably cut-off jean shorts

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Brick

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:03 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Does Orton have on pants?

For about 2 seconds I was really excited. Then I looked and saw I was in this terrible section.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:12 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Does Orton have on pants?

For about 2 seconds I was really excited. Then I looked and saw I was in this terrible section.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:12 pm

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Aww, don't worry BRick, Romo will be benched by Week 4.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:43 pm

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Like what was in the story, seemed happy 2 weeks before Mania.

Could be the travel schedule or possibly there was an affair by one of them.

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Bob Loblaw

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:28 pm

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Now Lisa Turtle is gonna follow me around. I wanted the news and they gave me Lisa where are they now.

http://omg.yahoo.com/yo-show/saved-by-t ... 46511.html

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spmack

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:10 pm

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Bob Loblaw wrote:

Now Lisa Turtle is gonna follow me around. I wanted the news and they gave me Lisa where are they now.

http://omg.yahoo.com/yo-show/saved-by-t ... 46511.html

That's so crazy....she is trending on twitter....both under Lark Voorhies and Lisa Turtle.

She looks bad.

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Woodridge Ryan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:39 pm

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Odds on who Cena has been cheating with

Eve 6/1

Kelly Kelly 8/1

Randy Orton 14/1

Hulk Hogan 20/1

Layla 40/1

AJ 50/1

Alicia Fox 60/1

Beth Phoenix 80/1

Vince McMahon 100/1

Karma 250/1

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:28 am

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Bob Loblaw wrote:

Now Lisa Turtle is gonna follow me around. I wanted the news and they gave me Lisa where are they now.

http://omg.yahoo.com/yo-show/saved-by-t ... 46511.html

That's even worse than any of the pictures I posted.

Sweet sassy molassy...

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:34 am

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Why did you have to post any Ivan? You started this. You.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:37 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Why did you have to post any Ivan? You started this. You.

Hank started it with the "She's not so bad" comment. She is so bad.....and everyone should see the truth for themselves...

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:52 am

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Woodridge Ryan wrote:

Vince McMahon 100/1

I've got some action on this one.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:04 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Why did you have to post any Ivan? You started this. You.

Hank started it with the "She's not so bad" comment. She is so bad.....and everyone should see the truth for themselves...

Well the picture I posted wasnt that terrible. Ivan opened the doors to hell itself, I took a brief glimpse and it made my hair turn white and I lost the ability to speak for 78 minutes.

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