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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:59 pm 
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This is like a Junkyard Dog segment, except Brodus isn't giving eight year old kids blow.

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No Brodus would mean the end of Cameron and Naomi and that can't happen. The mics are picking up everything tonight. You can here almost every spot Brodus called.

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No Brodus would mean the end of Cameron and Naomi and that can't happen. The mics are picking up everything tonight. You can here almost every spot Brodus called.

I thought I heard him say something.

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What is the point of Brodus Clay right now? Other than getting a rise out of the live audience int he building he has no use. They still haven't put him in a program with anyone. We joke about Rikishi 2.0 but Keesh could at least somewhat wrestle and was put in storylines - actually had a purpose. When and who are they going to put this guy with? Lord Tensai vs Clay - Summerslam


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Bob Loblaw wrote:
No Brodus would mean the end of Cameron and Naomi and that can't happen. The mics are picking up everything tonight. You can here almost every spot Brodus called.


Just put them in cages and have them grind and dance for two hours on the stage.

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Yea I am about done with Clay unless they actually put him in a non squash feud. He is really not a good worker so he has to be with someone who makes him look good - a la Ziggler.

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No I hope they don't waste anymore actual talent selling to that goof.

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No I hope they don't waste anymore actual talent selling to that goof.


If that doesn't bring KS out of hiding then nothing will. Oh wait - Taylor Swift sucks. Now he should be here momentarily :P

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:lol:

John my eyes are up here.

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Bob Loblaw wrote:
No Brodus would mean the end of Cameron and Naomi and that can't happen. The mics are picking up everything tonight. You can here almost every spot Brodus called.


Just put them in cages and have them grind and dance for two hours on the stage.


Ahhh....the TNA Asylum days. I forgot they actually legitimately did that. They had that one hot chick though. Athena maybe?

You can turn Brodus heel and have him work like Bundy. Give him the 5 count gimmick.

I think anything that gets the crowd up and dancing had to be good, but that was the deadest I've ever seen a crowd during a match.

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Eve is looking quite boobtacular this evening. Yowza

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Bella Twins were just fired! Who could have predicted that?


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Speaking "2.0's" why are Swagger and Ziggler getting the Billy and Chuck treatment? I don't get it.


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Speaking "2.0's" why are Swagger and Ziggler getting the Billy and Chuck treatment? I don't get it.


:lol: :lol:

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Randy Orton is really fucked up. He's been hearing voices in his head for what, seven years now? How bout getting that figured out Randy? I'm so sick of his shitty ass song.


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I fear Tensai wins the Beat the Clock thing.

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R-Truth coming out with Evan Bourne.

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R-Truth coming out with Evan Bourne.
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I fear Tensai wins the Beat the Clock thing.



Agree, that's what it looks like.

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Was reading WWE.com'The ranking of the list is pretty bad. Kane and X-Pac check in as the 23rd best WWE tag team of all-time. There's plenty of other embarrassing rankings, but I've already tried to forget I read through it.


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Shouldn't someone tell Rosa that all that lipstick is amplifying her herpe sores?

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This is going to be a tough injury for Hunter. That's the base support arm for digging with a shovel.

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Ugh.

Shitty champions for shitty belts.

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The only guy worse than Big Show.....up next!!

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I hope Khali wins.

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It's offical....Bleacher Reports reporting Bella Twins fired...lol


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Man, Kofi just can't get out of tag team hell these days. He's a pretty decent worker. Reminds of Shelton Benjamin with a bit more character. They have too many guys that have or could main event right now. They desperately need to create a true tag team division. Back in the days of the Hardys, E & C, Dudleys, Too Cool, APA, Outlaws you at least were putting these people in programs with a purpose. These weren't just people randomly thrown together with nowhere to go. Right now, they need to do this. If they aren't ready for Ziggler to main event, then they need Zig and Swagger to contend for the tag titles. Maybe create a couple of other tag teams for people that just aren't going anywhere right now. But give them a story, treat their matches as a valuable part of Raw. Don't make it filler. I used to actually enjoy tag matches ten years ago.


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:shock: What the hell kind of dance is this by Kahli?


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These guys aren't important enough. Let's cut em off and go to the dancing Indian.

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