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Post subject: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divorce

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:41 pm

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Cena files for divorce with rock solid pre-nup.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/10/john-cena-divorce/

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:46 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Cena files for divorce with rock solid pre-nup.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/10/john-cena-divorce/

Has Melina been rehired?

Maybe Lita is on the road again?

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:51 pm

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:52 pm

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Apparently Martin also filed for divorce. From her:

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:56 pm

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If John Cena cant stay married what hope do the rest of us have.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:01 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Apparently Martin also filed for divorce. From her:

John Cena and Martin Lawrence were married to the same woman? This could get messy.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:03 pm

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Martin was once engaged to Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle from Saved By the Bell), in fact it was right around the time she made a guest appearance on Martin.

And Martin's first ex-wife is now married to Emmitt Smith.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:09 pm

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As part of the divorce settlement, Cena's wife was offered the lead role in The Marine 3. She declined.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:10 pm

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spmack wrote:

I tell you what. The woman above looks a hell of a lot better than Lark Voorhies.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:11 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

I tell you what. The woman above looks a hell of a lot better than Lark Voorhies.

Yeah, now. But that's not hard these days...

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:12 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

I tell you what. The woman above looks a hell of a lot better than Lark Voorhies.

I find that hard to believe.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:13 pm

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Please don't post the current day picture Ivan (or anybody else).

Just direct Hank to Google Images.

Please...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:14 pm

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:14 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

I tell you what. The woman above looks a hell of a lot better than Lark Voorhies.

Yeah, don't know what happened to Lark.

If you ever watch Basketball Wives, Dwight Howard's baby momma Royce looks a lot like young Lark.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:15 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Please don't post the current day picture Ivan (or anybody else).

Just direct Hank to Google Images.

Please...

It isnt that bad....

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:16 pm

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There's another one that's even worse. Even though she doesn't look good there either.

Ivan knows which one I'm talking about. He did it before.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:17 pm

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Sorry...

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:18 pm

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Punk ass motherfucker...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:19 pm

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Again. I'm very sorry. Hank had to see the truth...

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:20 pm

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I hate you so much Ivan...

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:20 pm

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No mas...

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:21 pm

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All better now.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:22 pm

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Ok....

....one more.

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:22 pm

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Damn

Meth is a hell of a drug

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:24 pm

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Please sir...

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Post subject: Re: You Can't See My Fifty (Hand Wave): Cena Files for Divor

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 3:24 pm