Billy Jack is certifiable.

Funny in a disturbing sort of way.

At the 3:27 mark, Bruch Prichard says there was a plan to bring Hogan back to WWF and have him be the leader of DX

I could've gotten along fine without ever reading that.

Suck It.

Brother!

One idea that almost came to pass.....

At the 3:27 mark, Bruch Prichard says there was a plan to bring Hogan back to WWF and have him be the leader of DX and then eventually drop the belt to Austin.

Now while intriguing to think about, am I the only one who thinks that when the time would've come for the Hulkster to do the job he would have balked at it. "I don't think this Austin kid is ready of the spotlight brother." Followed up with, "Hey, is that Earthquake under the Golga mask? I think I should do an angle with him leading into Mania."

Worst: Pastamania

Eric Bischoff “catches up” with WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan, who is signing autographs for sorta-interested children outside of PASTAMANIA, his new “restaurant” in the Mall of America. I put restaurant in quotes for two reasons:

1. there is no way that place sold actual food, and
2. Hogan usually only opens breastaurants.

Hogan’s facing Big Bubba in the main event and tries to cut a promo on him. It’s one of those times when you know someone came up to Hogan earlier in the day and was like, “promo on Big Bubba, here are some notes” and Hogan went NUTS TO YOUR NOTES, BROTHER, I CAN WING IT. So Hogan’s trying to come up with a classic promo on the fly, but he’s surrounded by children in front of the GREAT STEAK AND PASTA COMPANY in a goddamn mall so it turns into a story about how he’s going to eat Hulk Hogan Brand Pasta, bodyslam Big Bubba, then make Bubba eat the pasta. Imagine his “Donald Trump will almost drown when I slam Andre and break the fault lines” promo, but instead of Andre he’s slamming a George Foreman grill.

Upon his return from the WWF, he was often referred to like this.....

"It's the Boss. And Man is he Big."



WCW : The home of creativity.

Worst: Pastamania

Eric Bischoff “catches up” with WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan, who is signing autographs for sorta-interested children outside of PASTAMANIA, his new “restaurant” in the Mall of America. I put restaurant in quotes for two reasons:

1. there is no way that place sold actual food, and
2. Hogan usually only opens breastaurants.

Hogan’s facing Big Bubba in the main event and tries to cut a promo on him. It’s one of those times when you know someone came up to Hogan earlier in the day and was like, “promo on Big Bubba, here are some notes” and Hogan went NUTS TO YOUR NOTES, BROTHER, I CAN WING IT. So Hogan’s trying to come up with a classic promo on the fly, but he’s surrounded by children in front of the GREAT STEAK AND PASTA COMPANY in a goddamn mall so it turns into a story about how he’s going to eat Hulk Hogan Brand Pasta, bodyslam Big Bubba, then make Bubba eat the pasta. Imagine his “Donald Trump will almost drown when I slam Andre and break the fault lines” promo, but instead of Andre he’s slamming a George Foreman grill.

WCW had a special way of failing on something in such spectacular fashion.

Vader's White Castle of Fear

Ted Turner must've really loved him some wrasslin to foot the bill on this one. Stay to the end for a bonus promo from a young Lord Steven Regal before he was A Man's Man.

These were Dusty's babies.