Brock Bowers woman!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It was -110 on DraftKings for 6+ QBs to be drafted in the 1st Round. If it was going to hit, not sure they or I expected that to hit so soon. Easy money though!

Side note: Maybe I’m confusing Woj with Schefter — but why is ESPN going to Schefter before each pick is made? It ruins the suspense. That’s why they hired those 2 guys. Atlanta taking a QB was determined the moment Schefter told us.

ESPN cuts to Bo Nix’ living room and there are like 3 guys who could plausibly be Bo Nix sitting on the couch.

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What the fuck are the Raiders doing?

I’m behind obviously, but what the fuck?

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Hypothetically…if poles wasn’t concerned with doing right by Fields, what’s that Vegas pick look like after 6 QBs are off the board?

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Vikings get a QB and now an edge rusher. Good night for them!

Ty vikings giving up 5 mid round picks to move up tonight

I was saying the same thing to my son. Why are they paying Schefter to spoil every pick? Fucking stupid.

NFL Network is a watching option. Not nearly as annoying.

Yeah, but then you don’t get Mel’s best available players do you? How can you tell if a guy was over-drafted? And what about grading the draft?

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

That goof is like a bird, talking to himself in a mirror. Eisen just dropped an Agador Spartacus joke. Hard hitting stuff LOL

Packers are going to get their white DB, aren’t they? Things seem to be lining up.

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My guy Penix is going to do well in Atlanta.

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I hope so. This is the time when Gute trades up 2 picks and takes someone else though.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

You mean at the strip clubs? Because he won’t see the field for 2 years. Maybe he’s the next J-Love.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

I suppose we'll see, but I don't have a lot of faith in Kirk Cousins' durability. Penix is ready to go now.

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He’ll be 40 before he gets a start.

At that point his twice repaired ACL will be like an old rubber band left outside over the winter.

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Well, he's still significantly younger and healthier than the guy you seem to think is going to be starting indefinitely in Atlanta.

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Is Goodell drunk? That was a bad read.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

If I were Atlanta I’d knock on Michael Vick’s door. He’s younger and healthier than both of them.

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Vick is too busy mentoring Justin Fields to greatness.

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If feels like Mel isn’t talking much. I bet he’s not happy about it. Maybe the prevalence of mock drafts has reduced his importance.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

We’re like 15yrs removed from him promising career seppuku over his Jimmy Clausen take, and yet he persists.

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Packers pass on their Caucasian Corner and reach on a offensive tackle from offensive powerhouse Arizona that most mocks had as a 2nd rounder.

Well at least he didn’t trade up. Not one of my guys but better than Barton IMO.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Whaaaa?!

I turned it off. Are there going to be riots in Appleton tonight?

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NFL.com has his comp as Charles Leno

The Chiefs take Xavier Worthy. He's another Drunk Josh Lucas favorite. Couldn't have asked for a better landing spot.

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Obviously the NFL made the Bills trade out of the 32 spot right?

Like you can’t have the Bills draft 32 a week after OJ died…

I had thr same thought a few times during the show. Maybe drugged up to get through the event if recent back surgery.