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 Post subject: Todd Heap
PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:25 am 
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Accidentally backed over and killed his 3 yr old daughter with his truck. Holy fuck. Brutal.

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This is worse than dying.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Ugh... a father's worst nightmare. That's terrible.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Hard to even imagine. :(

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man that's awful. that's one of those things he'll never get over. :(


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Fuck. No words for this :(

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Can't even imagine how he goes on dealing with this.

Brutal.

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I'm compelled to post something truly tasteless, but I won't. That's how terrible this is.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Can't even imagine how he goes on dealing with this.

Brutal.


Yep. I have no idea how you even stay somewhat normal after something like this.


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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Maybe he wanted a job as a group leader in Albuquerque?

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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That's why these new auto's with the warning indicators are a good idea.
Last week my neighbor had his daughter playing in his driveway. They got a huge backyard and front yard but she was set up with her toys on the driveway.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Not that it really matters at this point. But did anybody hear the story of how it happened. Did he not even know the kid was outside. Did she run out without him knowing. Cuz I know when I go to my sisters I'm always looking for kids when I'm backing out. I give the entire area a look before I even get in the car.

It's terrible. Condolences to him and his family.


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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Goddamn. I couldn't even imagine.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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i would imagine the kid gave out a primal shrieking noise when he hit her. then likely the sound of something like a popped watermelon followed.

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Beardown wrote:
Not that it really matters at this point. But did anybody hear the story of how it happened. Did he not even know the kid was outside. Did she run out without him knowing. Cuz I know when I go to my sisters I'm always looking for kids when I'm backing out. I give the entire area a look before I even get in the car.

It's terrible. Condolences to him and his family.


Jason Goff called him a dumb ass cracker and momentarily distracted him.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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i would imagine the kid gave out a primal shrieking noise when he hit her. then likely the sound of something like a popped watermelon followed.

Come on man. :?

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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RFDC wrote:
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i would imagine the kid gave out a primal shrieking noise when he hit her. then likely the sound of something like a popped watermelon followed.

Come on man. :?


what you know the guy? i mean yea i wish it was a dog he squished instead of a kid. not too surprised though, 3 year old kids are really dumb with basically no instincts.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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IkeSouth wrote:
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i would imagine the kid gave out a primal shrieking noise when he hit her. then likely the sound of something like a popped watermelon followed.

Come on man. :?


what you know the guy? i mean yea i wish it was a dog he squished instead of a kid. not too surprised though, 3 year old kids are really dumb with basically no instincts.

Dumb with no instincts is appropriate.

I don't need to know the guy to know that I don't want to think about what noises were made in such a terrible event.

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I saw the headline that rod carew got a heart from a ex Ravens te... So with this thread title I thought it was Todd heaps heart... This story is much worse


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Suicide would be a viable option.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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I hope he wasn't drinking or doing any prescription drugs cause he would be in a Heap of trouble.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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Darkside wrote:
I hope he wasn't drinking or doing any prescription drugs cause he would be in a Heap of trouble.


I can see the headline now.

Heap's Boner Leaves Daughter in Heap.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
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I hope he wasn't drinking or doing any prescription drugs cause he would be in a Heap of trouble.


I can see the headline now.

Heap's Boner Leaves Daughter in Heap.

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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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I can't even fathom.


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 Post subject: Re: Todd Heap
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He'll get over it in time. It's not like it was his son or dog.


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