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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:17 am 
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this guy is fat, makes funny faces, wears a pencil on his ear, and is just weird.

Here's ur chance to post funny pics of Matt Patricia.

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Here's what he looked like pre-beard:
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today is a great day to post more funny pics of Fat Matt Patricia!!

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Today is another great day to post pics of Fat Matt Patricia!!

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Patricia comin back for another year.

Post funny pics of him!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:12 pm 
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anybody got any pics of Patricia after today's tough loss??

He thought it was gonna be easy.

Guess what Fatty, youre in a division with a REAL fuckin QB.

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It's Fat Matt Patricia day!

Holy shit, he's gotten even fatter!

He is literally Andy Reid fat right now.

Disgusting.

Anyway, continue to look out for funny pics or video stills, of Fat Matt Patricia!

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Him crying on the sideline before the game was funny. Him cryin on the sideline after the game was funnier

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Did he eat one of his coordinators? Holy fuck!

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It's funny to laugh at him but this seems to happen to every single Lion coach. It's not like they are devoid of talent over the years. There is something cursed about the franchise.

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My statement yesterday during the 4th quarter holds.....The Bears still suck, but you can always count on the Lions to out-suck the Bears.

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No idea why the Lions switched out Caldwell for Patricia, other than the NE connection with Quinn. Caldwell's the lone Lions coach this century to have a winning record overall, 36-28. Caldwell made the playoffs twice and was 9-7 his final season. Patricia's 9-23


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My statement yesterday during the 4th quarter holds.....The Bears still suck, but you can always count on the Lions to out-suck the Bears.


I was just hoping for the back end cover. Who knew they were going to give up the win.

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Patricia says coaching is not to blame for constant 4th quarter collapses. This article is hilarious. Especially the last paragraph :lol:

https://sports.yahoo.com/matt-patricia- ... 00337.html

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Matt Patricia, the Detroit Lions’ third-year head coach, is no stranger to blown leads. He’s overseen the blowing of many, many leads since taking the helm of the Lions, and Sunday’s 27-23 loss to the Chicago Bears was one of them.

Up by 10 points with 4:08 to play, Patricia opted to try for a 55-yard field goal. It clanged off the goalpost and gave the Bears excellent field position, which they used to score a touchdown and narrow the score to 23-20. An interception in the very next series led to the go-ahead touchdown for the Bears, and the loss stung even more after D’Andre Swift let the game-winning touchdown slip through his fingers with six seconds left to play.

That’s some ugly fourth-quarter football. With so many blown leads under his belt, you’d think that Patricia’s coaching has to play a part in that, right? Not according to Patricia!

Patricia says coaching issues aren’t a factor
ESPN’s Michael Rothstein asked the question on the minds of many Detroit Lions fans during Sunday’s postgame interview: Is there something about Patricia’s coaching that’s leading to so many late-game collapses? Patricia didn’t hesitate before answering in the negative, hauling out his famous resume to prove his point.


“I don’t think so. I think I’ve got probably one of the biggest plays in the fourth quarter in the history of the NFL where I think I did a pretty good job. So I don’t think it’s that. I think we all know what the individual games are. We got to do a better job. We’ve got a team right now that’s different than the previous two years. This team is different, they’re different players and they have a different mindset. We have no excuses, give the Bears credit. They did what they did and they executed and they scored and they won and we didn’t.”

Patricia is referring to Malcom Butler’s game-saving goal line interception for the New England Patriots during Super Bowl XLIX, when he was serving as the team’s defensive coordinator. Of course, that was five years ago. As Lions head coach he’s won a grand total of 9 games out of 33, with one tie. Not exactly a record to be proud of, which might be why Patricia has to go back five years to when he was the DC of an entirely different team to validate his coaching.


Patricia’s many blown leads
Patricia won’t admit that his coaching decisions could be causing the Lions to constantly blow late-game leads. And it truly is a constant thing.

In 2019 they blew an 18-point lead to the Arizona Cardinals which ended with a tie, and would blow another six third-quarter leads during the season. In 2018 they lost 48-17 to the New York Jets after returning an interception for a touchdown on the very first play of the game, which was so embarrassing they had to bury the game ball on the practice field.

In all, the Lions have blown 11 fourth-quarter leads since Patricia became head coach. That’s one-third of all games Patricia has coached. At this point, it’s either Patricia’s coaching, or a traveling football ghost visits the team every three games to make them blow a lead. You can decide which is more likely. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Another article this week ripping Patricia:

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With Detroit Lions coach Matt Patricia, it always goes back to where it began, namely who he replaced and why he was called to replace him.

That person was Jim Caldwell, who in four seasons with Detroit went 36-28 and reached the playoffs twice. The Lions went 9-7 in each of his final two seasons. Detroit fired him anyway, per the order of general manager Bob Quinn, who saw a talented roster not getting maximized (the Lions went 0-2 in those road playoff games).

“It’s wanting to take this team to the next level,” Quinn said at the time. “To me, that’s winning championships, that’s winning playoff games and that’s winning the Super Bowl.”

Fair enough. There was nothing wrong with wanting more, or even demanding more. This is professional football. The Lions have won just a single playoff game since 1957 (and none since the 1991 season). The setting of high standards was kind of refreshing for this franchise.

Except when Quinn went looking for a new coach, he hired Patricia, his buddy from their time together with the New England Patriots. Patricia was a first-time head coach. Quinn vouched for him.

It has been disastrous.

Caldwell at 9-7 wasn’t good enough. But Patricia, now 9-24-1 in his third season, remains on the sideline.

He shouldn’t for much longer, at least barring some reversal of fortune of which there is no earthly evidence coming.

The latest humiliation was a 42-21 beatdown courtesy of the Green Bay Packers (“a comedy of errors” the Detroit Free Press dubbed it). It dropped the Lions to 0-2 on the season and extended their losing streak to 11 games.

It was a testament to bad plays, bad players, bad errors, bad everything, especially coaching.

“We understand we can’t have penalties. We have to keep our composure. We can’t have turnovers. We’ve got to do everything we can not to give up big plays,” Patricia said.

They may understand it, but they keep doing all of the above. About the only positive was that Detroit blew the game in the first half, not their traditional fourth-quarter meltdown (this was the fourth consecutive game the Lions had a double-digit lead and lost). The early collapse freed up the good people of Michigan to enjoy some fine fall weather on Sunday afternoon.


This team isn’t headed to the Super Bowl, as Quinn once stated was the expectation. It isn’t headed anywhere but circling the drain. The “next level” has proven to be three levels down.

They’d love 9-7 now. They’d take 7-9.

Patricia has taken a nine-win team and won six games, then three games and … well, the trend line says zero. You’d normally say that’s impossible, especially with Matthew Stafford at quarterback, but then again ... the franchise has pulled that off before (2008).

“We’ve got to get better, that’s really the bottom line,” Patricia said. “We’re going to keep pushing and keep doing our work and improve. It’s early.”

That it is early is part of the problem. This looks like another lost autumn for Lions fans, and it’s still technically summer.

William Clay Ford Sr. owned the team from 1961-2014 and delivered just one playoff victory. His wife, Martha Firestone Ford, ran it until 2019 and brought in the current Quinn/Patricia regime — derisively dubbed “Quinntricia” by fans.

Now their daughter, Sheila Ford Hamp, is the franchise owner, and Lions fans can only wonder if failure will continue to be accepted.

Perhaps worst of all is that Patricia was brought in as a defensive coach, yet against Green Bay, the Lions defense was scorched all over the field. Bad personnel. Bad scheme. Bad efforts. The Packers offense tuned up for 488 yards — a near equal 259 rushing and 229 passing.

The Lions gave up a 75-yard touchdown run, like this was college football. Last week, they gave up three fourth-quarter touchdown passes to Mitchell (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky.


This is Quinn’s fifth season and Patricia’s third, and they’ve spent all sorts of resources on defense — high-priced free agents, top-five draft picks. None of it appears to be helping.

Maybe they could have used Darius Slay, who they essentially ran off and traded last offseason.

This is a never-ending train wreck in progress. :lol: Patricia has shown no ability to match Caldwell, the coach who Quinn said wasn’t nearly good enough to keep his job. At no point has either of them shown much of anything other than the ability to cash in on Bill Belichick’s shine.

The Lions will be significant underdogs next week when they visit 2-0 Arizona, a team that was 3-13 just two seasons ago but quickly rebuilt into an exciting club. After that, New Orleans.

They all could have been justifiably fired last year. They weren’t. The Fords believed in them. Now, it’s more of the same, only worse, all as Stafford’s prime gets wasted away.

For how much longer, though? For how much longer until these two are held to the lowest of standards the way Caldwell was once held to high ones?

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Patricia looks like a fuckin muppett here:

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1-7 vs rookie head coaches

2-13 against the NFC Norris

3 W's vs winning teams

4 games allowing over 40 / scoring under 10

5 L's by 20, 3 of em this season

6-14 @ home

7 different coordinators in 2.5 seasons

8 L's after leading by double digits (thought this was more)

9-7 Jim Caldwell's record as the Lions HC the 2 seasons prior to Patricia taking over

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1-7 vs rookie head coaches

2-13 against the NFC Norris

3 W's vs winning teams

4 games allowing over 40 / scoring under 10

5 L's by 20, 3 of em this season

6-14 @ home

7 different coordinators in 2.5 seasons

8 L's after leading by double digits (thought this was more)

9-7 Jim Caldwell's record as the Lions HC the 2 seasons prior to Patricia taking over

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That laundry list of stats is pretty damming.


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Patricia and Gase are clearly unqualified to be HCs at this point.

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Annnndd...he gone.

Patricia and the GM “relieved of their duties.”

Always have loved that phrase..


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That Jim Caldwell firing will never make sense.

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The Lions should hire Theo Epstein.


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That Jim Caldwell firing will never make sense.

Of course it did, he was awful.

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