hey guys, instead of taking my OC (original content, as i'm my own offensive coordinator) to 4chan to maybe cause a chuckle or two amongst the kiddies, i've decided that if i'm going to get no responses and/or chuckles i might as well contribute my OC to the CSFMB cuz hey per usual at least curious hair and JORR and maybe the ~<5 people who read/like sini posts will get a kick out of this...
the thought process went like this. i had a stream of the game going on the laptop while i was outside smoking, and as the game was winding down i stopped the stream and left it in the background. as it was paused i noticed that the last frame had the seachickens' helmet logo (the actual seahawk?) with what looked like a cigarette hanging out of its mouth.... so basically i screencapped it and dropped it in mspaint and added the cherry (lit part) and the smoke and a little blue on the bridge between filter and burrito (you know where a parliament says "parliament" in light blue) and then voila!!!!! i had it.
but then a second glance was like "wait a minute, there's a helmet curiously in a location that is perfectly lined up with the other player's groin. and i was like HEY WAIT A MINUTE.... there's the oldschool pre-internet meme (to use the parlance of our times) where people light up a cigarette after sex, and we can all remember some moments from tv shows where someone emerges from a room or somewhere where it is heavily implied that they just got some biblical/sexual action..... so all of a sudden the cigarette and the helmet-in-groin-area combined to make me think
BBC!!!!!!!! (cuz i just love doctor who. closet anglophile 4lyfe #SWAG #BASED #SECRETE #RARE/LEGENDARY #RETWEET (the old lil b the based god twitter hashtaggery to brand his thoughts.... what can i say? #YOLO)
and thus, shitty original content was born. on 4chan there's a thing where putting a > as the first character in a line causes the proceeding text to come up green, aka greentexting. greentexting often = "implying" or >implying which makes it the contemporary version of doing a " /me does whatever " on irc, which in and of itself is the equivalent of veritable stage direction in a script for theatre/acting/etc, you know like if i wanted to take this post to the next level i can be like * takes a drag off of his burrito while blasting a gulp of icewater outside in god's driveway *
and yeah europeans on 4chan slag off american sports as being more commercial than sport (true) and they get peeved that americans purposely co-opted the term "football" to strike back at the actual game of "football" (soccer) ---- so they call it handegg because it's primarily played by people who have/want-to-get their hands on an egg shaped "ball" of pigskin.
[editor's note: the next 45 mins of my life ensued at this point and quality control has redacted my deep-rooted thoughts of an issue that's truly bumming me out recently]
actually i'm going to save you guys from the last ~30-45 minutes of writing on a subject that's near and dear to me in 2014 (4chan) and post it on a blog. or i'll just slag it off to curious hair cuz hey if the guy already thinks/knows i'm mental, well, at least this one aint a story about doing a j with satan in wicker park =P
Damien Sandow wrote:
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Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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