Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

jbill if you approve of my avatar..will you tell me how to resize it?

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What about that dustup with Darkside. He clearly started that shit, but everybody turned a blind eye to it.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I know I must be some sort of deviant even though she was the main lead in a Peter Jackson flick.

Yeah, pretty much any chick under 18 falls under unworthy for avatar status.

jbill if you approve of my avatar..will you tell me how to resize it?

Okay. So what am I supposed to do then? Huh? It's on you. Since you have an adverse reaction to everything I post here, what is the right thing to do? The floor is yours.

I rarely troll.

Didn't realize HOVA rules apply to an avatar. What other tips for worthy avatars am I missing? Personally, an avatar is totally useless...unless you happen to be part of the CSFMB March Madness Tournament. Than it is huge. The Tall Midget made huge inroads with voters by changing his. Not sure he could have gotten by HOVA without it.

Fuck the avatar police. They're worse than the IS0P.

Fuck the avatar police. They're worse than the IS0P.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Secondly, are you really sore still over that? I mean, we got our words out.

Yeah, I am. I don't think that my post, "It's KS guys" warranted such an insulting response from you. And I was damn offended about it because to that point, I'd had NOTHING to do with what was going on in that thread. Similar to how I had NOTHING to do with Bagels and JBills' issue prior to him deciding to name-drop me here. If I'm pushed, I push back. I don't know what you folks expect, but if you expect me to be all "nice guy" about shit, sorry. That ended a while ago.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Fuck the avatar police. They're worse than the IS0P.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Fuck the avatar police. They're worse than the IS0P.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Btw, the clutchness of each player isn't even comparable.

In 2006 alone Carmelo hit 5 game winning jumpers.

Through the 2008-09 season he was shooting 48% on game winning jumpers. Higher than anyone. Even Kobe (Kobe is the epitome of new millennium clutch imo).

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

Even Kobe (Kobe is the epitome of new millennium clutch imo).

Bryant makes crunch-time defense easy for opponents by shooting just about every time he touches the ball (over a five-year period, he mustered 56 clutch shots, to go with one assist).

Fans of his raw machismo howl that such criticism misses the point, but the point is that when Bryant gets the ball in crunch time, it's a virtual certainty that he'll shoot it, and it's better than 2-1 odds that he'll miss.

In 1997, he famously air-balled two shots that could have beat the Jazz; instead, the Jazz won the series. In 1999, he whiffed on a 3-pointer at the buzzer that would have tied Game 2 against the Spurs. In Game 4 against the Kings in 2002, he missed a 2-pointer that would have tied the game (before the ball was tipped out to Robert Horry for the winning 3). In Game 7 of that same series, Bryant missed a tip that would have won the game in regulation. In Game 3 against the Timberwolves in 2003, he missed two key shots in the last seconds of overtime, and the Lakers lost.

I'll spare you the entire list, but it's long. In the final 24 seconds of playoff games, Bryant has racked up almost as many air balls as makes, making just below 30 percent of game-tying or go-ahead shots. He hasn't hit such a shot in a playoff game, in fact, since 2008, including key misses in the closing moments against the Jazz and Magic in 2009, and the Thunder and Suns last spring. He made one of his four shots in the fourth quarter of Game 7 of last year's Finals.

No matter how you define crunch time -- from the last five minutes of the fourth quarter or overtime to the last 24 seconds -- and no matter how you define production -- field goal percentage, offensive efficiency, David Berri's Wins Produced, the results tell the same story: Bryant is about as likely to hit the big shot as any player.

I rarely troll.

here's a snippet of one article for you

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Not arguing that Deng is clutch but he doesn't have to be because D-Rose is taking over games when it matters. In Denver Carmelo had to take the shot because the only other person you might want with the ball is Billups and he is one of the least clutch players ever. That Mr. Big Shot thing is a friggin joke.

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Good for you, attempting to disprove a side argument irrelevant to the main topic. Should we bring up MJeff's game winning stats while we're at it. You know, MJ, the guy considered the most clutch of any NBA player?

Yawn.

That Mr. Big Shot thing is a friggin joke.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

your post referenced game winning shots

i gave you an article referencing game winning shots

try to keep up with your own argument

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I rarely troll.

Ok Smart guy. You frame the argument, and I can't have any rebuttal that satisfies you. I'm good. I dealt with your type in college. You didn't last long.

Here you go, from the sidebar in that same fucking article

Carmelo Anthony
Game winning shots
21-44
47.7%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IDC who you have on your team. Melo is getting the ball at the end of games.