A Brief History of Spark:Rogers Park Bryan was born somewhere in Chicago at sometime in the summer of 1980. Details of his upbringing and whereabouts are completely shrouded in mystery.
Bryan or "Spark" as some refer to him, registered on the Chicago Sports Fan Message board in October of 2008. He made a name by immediately feuding with several key members of the board community, as well as pledging his allegiance to the Wu Tang Clan (minus U-God).
In 2009, he made a name for himself through the art of "multing", a long since forgotten practice of creating message board characters. Bear in mind, multing existed before Spark's arrival but make no mistake about it: Spark revolutionized the art. With such characters as Paulie Penino, Mark Mangino, and this writer's personal favorite: Chauncey Niziol, Spark brought the comedy on a regular basis and displayed a comedic timing that hadn't been seen since Dr. Ken displayed equal brilliance in 2007.
Spark has always had the gimmick of taking the most unpopular board posters and befriending them and indeed, he had a special affinity for Degenerate Dave (dead), and Joe Orr Road Rod. It is noteworthy that many (including this writer) have theorized that Spark and JORR are indeed the same person. Those accusations have died down but there is still heavy suspicion surrounding the duo.
In 2010 Spark continued to bring it, feuding with several key members, flirting with others, smoking with others, and encouraging others.
This is Spark. He lives inside of many of us.
Wait, wuht?
Just seems like a dick to me.
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