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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:50 pm 
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I guess you can cover her face like an Iraqi hostage

sure, if you're into role playing

or.....just fuck her doggystyle

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:52 pm 
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Free Ajent wrote:
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I would add Regine to that list too. It's something about her nose that disqualifies her. I would have to see the rest of the package to change my mind.

Do you fuck her nose??

Not her nose


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Everyone of those women would get it

Yup.
Then they'd need antibiotics to get rid of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:31 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Everyone of those women would get it

Yup.
Then they'd need antibiotics to get rid of it.

:lol:

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Darkside wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Everyone of those women would get it

Yup.
Then they'd need antibiotics to get rid of it.

:lol:
I have yet to have an unsatisfied customer

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:01 pm 
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I've never seen a group of uglier motherfuckers as picky as you all are.



:lol:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
spmack wrote:
I've never seen a group of uglier motherfuckers as picky as you all are.



:lol:

It's funny because it's true. I can confirm that a couple of the pickiest guys on this board are ugly as fuck.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:09 pm 
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I'm ugly. But I'm extremely picky. I don't see where the problem lies.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
spmack wrote:
I've never seen a group of uglier motherfuckers as picky as you all are.



:lol:

It's funny because it's true. I can confirm that a couple of the pickiest guys on this board are ugly as fuck.



It's crazy.

And it seems like more of the better looking fellas here are more realistic and like a variety of ladies. I don't get it... :lol:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
And it seems like more of the better looking fellas here are more realistic and like a variety of ladies. I don't get it... :lol:


So you are picky as hell?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:12 pm 
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c'mon son. I'm fine as hell, yo...

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spanky wrote:
I'm ugly.

I'm not trying to hit on you or anything, but I don't think you're a bad-looking guy.

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spany's a good looking guy.


I'm gonna make a list on Monday...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:21 pm 
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lyiing to Spanky is not gonna help anything


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
It's crazy.

And it seems like more of the better looking fellas here are more realistic and like a variety of ladies. I don't get it... :lol:


Thanks

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I don't think anyone here is a stud. Why should an ugly guy have to settle? I've seen a lot of ugly guys out kick their coverage because they didn't settle. Based on the taste that some of you have (Kid and Spmack) you guys should NEVER be single and you should be having sex daily. Something tells me you're a little picky too.

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HOVA wrote:
Based on the taste that some of you have (Kid and Spmack) you guys should NEVER be single and you should be having sex daily. Something tells me you're a little picky too.

:lol: Man, message board taste and real-life taste are two different things. True...I want to bang Oprah, but I wouldn't date Oprah.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
HOVA wrote:
Based on the taste that some of you have (Kid and Spmack) you guys should NEVER be single and you should be having sex daily. Something tells me you're a little picky too.

:lol: Man, message board taste and real-life taste are two different things. True...I want to bang Oprah, but I wouldn't date Oprah.

Are you kidding me??

I'd marry her


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I knew you liked sistas. You ain't fooling nobody, Ajent.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I knew you liked sistas. You ain't fooling nobody, Ajent.

I like all women

I told you, i'm an equal opportunity employer brotha!

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Free Ajent wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
HOVA wrote:
Based on the taste that some of you have (Kid and Spmack) you guys should NEVER be single and you should be having sex daily. Something tells me you're a little picky too.

:lol: Man, message board taste and real-life taste are two different things. True...I want to bang Oprah, but I wouldn't date Oprah.

Are you kidding me??

I'd marry her


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