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Author:  Nas [ Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:25 pm ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
10 years ago or so I was standing on our front stoop and saw an ambulance pull out into a field about 3/4 mile away. Guy had rolled one of those old tricycle internationals and gotten trapped underneath it while mowing on a hillside.


My Uncle Bob essentially died that way. He was on a Super M, this was early-'50s, 20 years before I was born but he got off to open a gate and accidentally kicked that center gear shift in and the back tire rolled him as he jumped off. He was about 20.

He was my Dad's younger brother and I only understood much later that is why my Dad never really let me do the really dangerous stuff if he could avoid it and didn't really encourage me to stay on the farm. He knew I wasn't suited for it.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

That is quite a contract that guy got.


Equipment is a lot safer now with ROPS and cabs and wider front axle tractors and all the sensors involved. You can still f up mind you but a lot of risks have been removed. Just stay the hell away from moving grain please.

Good for wander, agreed. Hopefully isn’t like the marlins signing people and then shipping them away.


Didn't even consider this. The Rays could name their price if they decided to trade him for minor league players.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:31 am ]
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Looks like Wander is in some trouble, pederast

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:02 am ]
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Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:06 am ]
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What's the story?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:08 am ]
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Nas wrote:
What's the story?

Allegedly banging a 14 year old. If only he was POTUS, he would be free and clear.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:10 am ]
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Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:13 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Nas wrote:
What's the story?

Allegedly banging a 14 year old. If only he was POTUS, he would be free and clear.


If true, his agent failed him. The kid just signed a $200M contract; they should have lined up as much 18 year old pussy as he could handle.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:15 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:


Looks like failed extortion.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:20 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Nas wrote:
What's the story?

Allegedly banging a 14 year old. If only he was POTUS, he would be free and clear.


It's cultural. Who are you to impose your colonist morality on him?

Author:  conns7901 [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:20 am ]
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Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:37 am ]
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conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful

Author:  vitoscotti [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:39 am ]
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Sunday's promotion at Tropicana Field was the Wander Franco snapback hat for fans 14 and under.
ESPN 8/13

Author:  conns7901 [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:41 am ]
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Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful


Yeah. He is going to need a good lawyer to avoid jail time here.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:50 am ]
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Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful


There is a noticeable difference development wise, between the two ages

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:56 am ]
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Always a risk when you give bags of money to the LatinX Athlete.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 9:07 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful


There is a noticeable difference development wise, between the two ages


That someone who is 22 should recognize. That said, if the biological woman was pimping the daughter, it's possible she could have been coached up where it could be blurry.

If he refused to pay, I imagine there is some strong evidence that helps him. If not, he's beyond stupid.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 9:42 am ]
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There’s like 100 possible explanations and if I’m being really generous 99 of them are bad for him.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 9:43 am ]
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Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful

possible? I’m gonna say very likely.

Author:  SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:27 am ]
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have to imagine this deserves the Trevor Bauer treatment, plus more, if turns out to be true as told.

He gets suspended 2.5 years and black balled for consensual sex with someone above the age of consent.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:29 am ]
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I'm going to need a ruling from Chas on this one.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:31 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm going to need a ruling from Chas on this one.
I believe he has ruled on this before. Grass on the field...

Author:  Nas [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:52 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm going to need a ruling from Chas on this one.



CFMB's War Historian gives it :thumleft: :thumright:

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:01 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
Online rumor mill say girl and mom told him she was 18. Then tried to extort him.


It's possible, but it still looks awful


There is a noticeable difference development wise, between the two ages


Quote:
I can see that you're 15 years old
No, I don't want your ID


It's real cute when you're an English rock star. But let a Latinx ball player do it and it's a capital crime.

So typical of Julie DiCaro to want to steal Latinx joy.

Author:  vitoscotti [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:06 am ]
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Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:10 am ]
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vitoscotti wrote:



So now it's forbidden for a junior to date a freshman when they're in high school?


Author:  Nardi [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:19 am ]
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There's a way out. Marry her. Wait a sec....that isn't a way out. Nevermind.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:20 am ]
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Not really going to trust a journalist who decides to go with "shortly before she was 13." She was 12 my dude.

Author:  Nardi [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:27 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
Not really going to trust a journalist who decides to go with "shortly before she was 13." She was 12 my dude.

shorty, my dude.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:30 am ]
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Nardi wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Not really going to trust a journalist who decides to go with "shortly before she was 13." She was 12 my dude.

shorty, my dude.
He is a shortstop.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:31 am ]
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I suppose you can date an 8th grader as a junior, just expect your friends to rip the shit out of you.

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