Women between ages of 14 and 50
iPhones
Loud Music
Alcoholic slushies
hamburgers

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Are you trying to reinforce the gay Cubs fan stereotype by excluding women?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

no, gays are alright as long as they watch the game.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Number 1 answer... UMBRELLAS!

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

ronnie woo woo
sushi

In all my years of attending games, last year was the first time and called someone out. THE BOSS, took his employees to a Friday game 3:05 game and the guy wouldnt stop talking about WORK. Projects, people, what they need to do...etc.

I finally turned around and in the nicest way possible, ripped him a new asshole for not knowing how to attend a baseball game, his annoying conversation and the fact that nobody, especially his employees want to talk shop Friday at 4 PM with a beer in hand at Wrigley.

When he went to the bathroom his employees bought us all beers and thanked me.

In general solicalizing with the boss in an awkward thing. No matter which side of the aisle you are on.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

yes, talking about WORK definitely does not belong at a baseball game.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

What the hell is wrong with a hamburger at a ballpark or anywhere for that matter? Don't hate the burger!!

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#ExtendLafleur

hamburgers are great. Sushi is great. they just don't belong at baseball games.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

What if baseball is your work? Then is it ok to talk work at a baseball game?

Only cylindrical meats are allowed to be consumed inside the ballpark.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I suppose, though you should be too involved in watching the action to really say much.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Don't attend company outings. Currently my own daughter has that company-itis thing where after working a 10 hour day ,she unwinds by hitting a bar with co-workers. I'm trying to break her of that. She says her co-workers are all witty and funny. She can get the same smartass humor by visiting me.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

um, isn't your daughter married?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

yeah,her husband is working fulltime and working on his masters. She is working usually 50-60 hours a week. She invites him along to these get togethers,too.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

They got married too young. Now they bury themselves in work and school as to avoid the uncomfortable moments when they're on the couch flipping through reality shows.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Ok back to reinforcing the gay stereotype of Cubs fans. Geesh!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Judging by the subdivision attendance... fans

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Actually at the ballpark a sausage burger would work great.

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There is a place on EGV called Fatt Mustard...they have a "burger" with one beef patty and one bratwurst patty. it isn't bad.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

How many times do you think the average Cub fan utters the word "attendance" in his lifetime? One thing we know for sure, it's far more than the amount of times he says "playoffs".

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

i just want to add, talking about work does not belong during your 15min or lunch break either.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

People under 50.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

i remember when that place was actually a cafe, as in cuz's cafe, and it wasnt just open til 3pm. hell i think when it became fatt mustard it was open for dinner at first but now it just lives to serve the industrial park. c'est la vie.

it used to be a place where you could hang out and order fries/drinks and hang out for a bit (the playground next door has seen quite a few nighttime/ish sessions in its day) and the ppl there werent even pricks about some ppl in the group running over to petes-a-pie next door or subway further down to get food there and bring it in to hang out there, as long as somebody from the group was ordering something there. it was an destination for stoned/ish local kids with little else better to do.

now they got gimmicky burgers $10 gyro combos and that awful name..... all over with by 3pm! maybe its a generational thing where with more modern moms and dads both working (2nd jobs?) the kids dont get lost in the community anymore cuz they can just smoke at parent-free houses during the evening? c'est la vie.

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