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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:29 pm 
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Now how are the L.A. Kings gonna give him an orgasm?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:32 pm 
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Now how are the L.A. Kings gonna give him an orgasm?

Is the tumor soooooooo big?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:34 pm 
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Of course, I don’t want anyone to have cancer. Of course not, it’s a terrible disease. but....

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:36 pm 
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badrogue17 wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Now how are the L.A. Kings gonna give him an orgasm?

Is the tumor soooooooo big?

It's got a lot of size where it counts, Edzo

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:37 pm 
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Wow. Eddie O and Pierre may have something to talk aboot, in a non hate filled verbal sparring match kind of way. Wonder if they break out the telestrator or go for the on air 'for all you young hockey players out there see your proctologist early and often.'

I need to do that last bit


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:38 pm 
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I mean, he totally sucks ass...but that totally sucks ass. I hate him slightly less than I irrationally hated him previously to finding out that what I wished of him came true...

Actually, none of that is true. I was trying to be funny...and by funny I mean. Fuck that guy. I barely know anything about hockey, but he's like the worst.

But seriously, that sucks. Hope he can use his millions of dollars to fight something he likely caught super early and will totally survive from.

damn it.

yeah, so. get your ass checked. it's uncomfortable after it happens (b/c of the lube and guilt).

at least he'll only lose his eyebrows from chemo...

fuck. i suck.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:35 pm 
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Technically we all have PC, all men at least..it's just how aggressive it is.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I mean, he totally sucks ass...but that totally sucks ass. I hate him slightly less than I irrationally hated him previously to finding out that what I wished of him came true...

Actually, none of that is true. I was trying to be funny...and by funny I mean. Fuck that guy. I barely know anything about hockey, but he's like the worst.

But seriously, that sucks. Hope he can use his millions of dollars to fight something he likely caught super early and will totally survive from.

damn it.

yeah, so. get your ass checked. it's uncomfortable after it happens (b/c of the lube and guilt).

at least he'll only lose his eyebrows from chemo...

fuck. i suck.


I really had to do a double take to confirm the author of this post. Now I'll have to look and see what makes the guy this kind of scumbag.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:00 pm 
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I just have an irrational hatred of him. he brings nothing to sideline..sideboard(?) reporting.

healthy recovery, etc...

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This tumor got its start with the Drummondville Voltigeurs of the Quebec Major-Junior Hockey League and it's only gotten bigger from there

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How did he know he had it? Was there a lump in his neck.


Get it?


Yeah.



His head looks like a penis.

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How did he know he had it? Was there a lump in his neck.


Get it?


Yeah.



His head looks like a penis.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:02 pm 
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He's lucky that he already looks like a dick with glasses as he won't have to worry about losing his hair.

Let's be honest, he never went to the doc for a prostate exam. Sidney found it during one of their evening adventures.

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damn, of all the people I've wished had cancer he was barely in the top 100.

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