Dick Van Dyke, 86, Marries 40-Year-Old Makeup Artist

At age 86, Dick Van Dyke is a newlywed for the second time.
Van Dyke has married makeup artist Arlene Silver, 40, in a small ceremony at a Malibu chapel.
The two became friends about five years ago after meeting at the Screen Actors Guild Awards.
"I was in the green room and she passed through and I was bowled over by her beauty," he says in his first interview since tying the knot.
"We're looking forward to a long and happy marriage. The ceremony was kind of spur of the moment, we just decided it was the best time to do it. I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner. I found the perfect one."
Van Dyke's first marriage to Margie Willett ended in divorce after enduring from 1948 to 1984. More recently, Michelle Triola Marvin, his partner of 30 years, died in October 2009 at age 76.
"I've never seen him happier," says the actor's publicist. "She adds a lot to his life."

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

creepy that I was gonna say that exact same thing and creepy that an 86 year old is marrying a 40 year old.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

So, he had a girlfriend for 5 years while he was married? That's a Danville pimp-hand.

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You know me like that.

Who this really hurts is the kids. They think once this old coot drops, we get his inheritance and than he marries some lousy money chasing bitch. No wonder the young try to embezzle from the dodering portion of society. Some stingy old codger,ya figure at least when he croaks,we get something than suddenly "poof",. This happened to Tony Curtis' kids last year.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Yup. A relative on my Wifes side of the family was 85 & married a 35 year old dyke. She took about $300K from the old guy. He died a few Months ago.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

He looks pretty fucking good for 86, she must know what she's doing.

Wouldn't that make her not a "dyke", and make you completely classless?

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That's a nice way to end your days. You get all the credit for being a faithful but still get relatively young trim to take you to the grave. I don't fear the day I'm an old man as much as I fear the day old women become acceptable partners.

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And men have lost their reason.

this belongs in douchebag of the week...so he is going to give tens of millions to this woman who has no interest other than financial in his old ass..hire a nurse for 12$ an hour to wipe your ass and change your diapers and save 20 million..i feel bad for his children.

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You mean an old man wants to have someone who loves him by his side before he dies in a few years? How dare he!

..so you think she loves him?

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I have no idea. Do you?

Besides, it doesn't matter.

sure it matters... young women fleece old naive senile wealthy men all the time...if he was broke she would not be around...yes i know this for a fact it is common sense..just like i know randy moss is washed up and tiger woods is not coming back to remotely close to what he was once. ....and just because a woman marries a man does not mean she is not a dyke...dykes like money too and will scheme and scam just like any scammer.

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None of that convinces me that it matters or not. The guy obviously wants someone to be around for the last few years of his life. I say good for him.

Hey I had this guy in the death pool last year. Good for him. Way to go Dick!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I'm sure their relationship is purely physical.

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That's what he said!

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

he hopes so.... probably her too but who cares how she feels about it.....

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I would be absolutedly shocked if there was not a pre-nup.

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prepare to be shocked..think anna nicole smiths' sugar daddy these dumb ass men think that these younger women love them. they don't..they love their money... and their children try to talk sense into their dad ..but they can not accept that nobody in their 30's or 40's is attracted to an 80 year old man ..if she was she would have married a broke 80 year old man a long time ago..she was looking for the right mark.

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312player Van Dyke?

He's worth 30 million according to celebrity net worth.com. Copyrighted the initials DVD so he gets a cut of that action as well. Good for him, hope he's happy.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He looks very happy.


Nice guest appearance on Scrubs as a loveable old Dr.

Nope. She is a trailer trash Lesbian who married the old guy to take all of his money. Unfortunately she succeeded.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Good for him. Why the fuck not???

Fuck that. It is my money, not my kids. If I hit 86 and I want to waste my money on some bimbo to make the noodle al dente then Im gonna do it. Let the freeloaders get jobs and make their own money. Bitch is licking 86 year old balls, you cant put a price on that.

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