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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:42 pm

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Incredible.

Played with Sal Masekela. Super cool guy, big drinker, angry golfer, genuinely nice guy.

Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins) is a mess. But very nice, total PR whore. Took a photo with him. The Schwab took the photo for us.

Dr. J is pretty quiet. Somewhat standoff-ish.

Matt Stafford is a pud.

Vince Young is weird.

Jim Plunkett is a down-to-earth grandpa.

Mark Schlereth has two beautiful daughters. One is old enough for me to think so.

Johnny Knox said he's good to go, then hated that I was a NE fan.

Jayson Williams is racey. Heh.

John Saunders sucks at golf.

Theisman is loud.

Greenberg is flat out awesome. And likes his whiskey.

Eric Dickerson ran for 2000 of the 6500 yards.

Willie McGahee can eat a bag of dicks.

On... And on...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:47 pm

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Hey - glad you had a good time! I'd love to do something like this someday.

Damn, not a hot chick in the bunch. Except.........I've heard stories about Greenberg. He's not as "squeaky" as his persona on the air. Sorta like a local-ish guy on the ESPN frequency here in the city.

Isn't it, like, 8:30 in SoCal right now?

Can't wait for more details.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:50 pm

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Glad you had fun.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:16 am

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How did you shoot?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:19 am

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I'm happy to hear that you got to golf with huge celebrities such as Dennis Haskins.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:21 am

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Why is Vince Young weird? I get the impression that he is as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:31 am

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Douchebag wrote:

I'm happy to hear that you got to golf with huge celebrities such as Dennis Haskins.

Maybe Mr Belding can introduce Ugie to the new and improved Lisa Turtle.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:38 am

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Wow, good stuff Ugie...

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:19 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

How did you shoot?

2-under, which I think was good for 19th out of 48 teams.

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:26 pm

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Willis McGahee story, please.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:26 pm

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Ahem, Vince Young story please.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:25 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

How did you shoot?

2-under, which I think was good for 19th out of 48 teams.

What do Ugie and Elvis have in common?

Tupelo

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:05 pm

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

Ahem, Vince Young story please.

+1.

Did he randomly go AWOL for like 7 holes?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

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The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

Why not just post them? It'll be weeks before Rick and I see you again.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:58 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

Just make it a "roman à clef". To protect the "innocent", of course.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:04 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

Golf tomorrow?

Naperbrook?
Carillon?
Prairie Bluff?
Bolingbrook?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:18 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

Why not just post them? It'll be weeks before Rick and I see you again.

Because dem da rules.

spanky wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

The next time I see you guys I'll be sure to share some stories.

Golf tomorrow?

Naperbrook?
Carillon?
Prairie Bluff?
Bolingbrook?

Can't tomorrow. Maybe next week.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:21 pm

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:lol:

You can't talk about what happened? Did the Bildeberg group hold this tournament?

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Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:07 am

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The recap of this tourney is way better than the shit show I have seen that is the ESPY's

Landmines at every hole should be added to next years event.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:03 am

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just mult-post your stories... :wink:

:wink:

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:31 am

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Just call them by different names like Yince Voung and Gillis McWehee.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:51 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

just mult-post your stories... :wink:

:wink:

Biggie hates this idea.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Booyah Golf Outing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:57 am

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OR..... you could just blank out some of the words.

Vince Young was wierd because after his tee shot on the 4th went into some long grass he ________ a pretty big _______ right on the hood of the golf cart with a _________.

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