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Wow. That is INSANE. Is that from Seacrest's Chiropractor?


It's from a satirical website, but who could tell the difference?

Seacrest's Chiropractor writes for a satirical website?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:51 pm 
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Wow. That is INSANE. Is that from Seacrest's Chiropractor?


It's from a satirical website, but who could tell the difference?

Seacrest's Chiropractor writes for a satirical website?


I'm not commenting on Seacrest, or his chiropractor.

Some of the goofy things said by Ernst, Cruz, Paul, etc., sound like they were written by the Onion. I would bet that you could take five crazy things said by the aforementioned mental midgets, and five things that Curious Hair wrote satirically, and you wouldn't know which ones were actual quotes, and which ones were from CH.

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“I’m not a scientist. I’m not a practicing doctor. But I haven’t seen any evidence that shows vaccines make us healthier, and I haven’t seen proof that they don’t make us less healthier, less healthy, either,” Ernst replied. “All I can base my opinion on is my own observations, and in my view, Senator Paul is correct. Vaccines are dangerous. They manipulate brains. And I think Congress should investigate vaccines and outlaw them, because they definitely, you know, they make people vote a certain way, and that’s voter intimidation.”

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I had to make sure it wasn't from the Onion.

Wow. That is INSANE. Is that from Seacrest's Chiropractor?


It's from a satirical website, but who could tell the difference?


Only his hairdresser knows for sure ...

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Mine runs on AA. You can buy a 48 pack of AA at Menard's for $12, or so.


Hopefully not on at Long Grove on February 15.

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The Lake County Health Department issued a warning on Thursday, Feb. 26, to people who visited or worked at a Menards store in Long Grove on Feb. 15, saying that an individual who subsequently tested positive for measles "was at the store at that date and time and could have been contagious."

The Menards in question is located at 2700 W. Lake Cook Road, on the northeast corner of Lake Cook and Route 53. According to a statement released just after noon on Thursday, health department officials stressed that "there are no current cases of measles in Lake County" but wanted the public to be aware of the individual visiting the store.

"People who visited or worked at the Menards store (on) Feb. 15 between 7:55 a.m. and 3:20 p.m., may have been exposed," the statement added. "The Menards store is cooperating closely with the Health Department and the Illinois Department of Public Health."

The statement also noted that while most people in Illinois have been vaccinated for measles, "out of an abundance of caution, the Health Department has decided to offer the vaccine. Several free measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) vaccination clinics will be offered for customers and employees of Menards who feel they may have been exposed. The dates and times are to be determined."

"Alternatively, customers and employees may visit their healthcare provider, or individuals 14 years of age or older may be vaccinated at their local pharmacy," the statement added.

"Potentially exposed pregnant women should contact their obstetrician/gynecologist. If you have written proof of vaccination with measles or MMR vaccine, please bring this to the clinic. With some exceptions, persons born before 1957 are considered immune to measles and do not need vaccination."

Thursday's announcement comes three weeks after reports that five infants were infected with measles at a KinderCare Learning Center in Palatine. Concern about the spread of measles rose following a December outbreak traced to Disneyland in California that affected more than 100 people.

According to the health department, a person who was potentially exposed and is experiencing symptoms of fever, cough, runny nose and red eyes with or without a rash should call their healthcare provider. These individuals should notify their physician or emergency department before seeking care by calling ahead, so that staff is able to take appropriate precautions to prevent others from being infected.

"The measles vaccine is safe, effective and the best protection against this disease," said Tony Beltran, the Health Department's executive director. "Before the U.S. measles vaccination program started in 1963, about 3 to 4 million people in the U.S. got measles each year, 400 to 500 of them died and 48,000 were hospitalized."

For more information, visit the Health Department's website at or call (847) 377-8130.

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Anti-vaxxer offers $106k for proof measles exists. Doctor proves it, man refuses to pay, but court makes him pay up.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/
Maybe the anti-vaxxers have a point. This is scary stuff.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


Seems legit.

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Perfectly reasonable.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.


With each kooky website that PittMike links, another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.



I am no anti vaxer but I found it odd is all.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.



I am no anti vaxer but I found it odd is all.
What was odd about it?

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pittmike wrote:
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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.



I am no anti vaxer but I found it odd is all.
What was odd about it?


It's odd that all these fertility research hospitals have been looking in the wrong places! All the infertile need to do is walk down to their local Walgreens and get a flu shot!

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What if this is all a nefarious plot by Big Pharma to replace flu vaccines with fertility injections in order to increase population and keep people sick?

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/


I question the validity of this report.



I am no anti vaxer but I found it odd is all.
What was odd about it?



I think its odd that somehow HPV vaccine has the ability to make someone pregnant if it is in fact true.

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I think its odd that somehow HPV vaccine has the ability to make someone pregnant if it is in fact true.
I see.

I tend to agree with you. That would be odd.

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Mike, step away from the computer.

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Looks like I may have some apologizing to do to Seacrest...

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Looks like I may have some apologizing to do to Seacrest...


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What was odd about it?

14 year old female Virgin in Texas.

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I think its odd that somehow HPV vaccine has the ability to make someone pregnant if it is in fact true.
I see.

I tend to agree with you. That would be odd.


I am really pissed now. I've trusted my kids pediatrician for over 12 years and she was trying to impregnate my daughters with a "vaccine". I'm glad I said no.

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I've trusted my kids pediatrician for over 12 years and she was trying to impregnate my daughters with a "vaccine". I'm glad I said no.


Thanks, Obama.

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I am really pissed now. I've trusted my kids pediatrician for over 12 years and she was trying to impregnate my daughters with a "vaccine". I'm glad I said no.
What is even in those things?

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I am really pissed now. I've trusted my kids pediatrician for over 12 years and she was trying to impregnate my daughters with a "vaccine". I'm glad I said no.
What is even in those things?

Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.

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Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.
Are you saying I may be pregnant?

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Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.
Are you saying I may be pregnant?

Affirmative

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