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Nas

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:30 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

To be fair to Mike, there is a whole list of famous people who have been duped by The Onion. But yeah, c'mon dude.

A guy claims to "do science" for a living, should be smarter than that.

Not necessarily. Ben Carson is a fucking moron.

And probably gay. No straight man is having sex with his wife.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:30 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

To be fair to Mike, there is a whole list of famous people who have been duped by The Onion. But yeah, c'mon dude.

A guy claims to "do science" for a living, should be smarter than that.

Not necessarily. Ben Carson is a fucking moron.

I don't think he is stupid. I think he panders to idiots. I doubt that he has been fooled by the World News Daily Report.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:44 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Nas wrote:

Teenage girls know who to blame now.

Julie Dicaro?
Planned Parenthood?
Pittmike?

Name a trope, a grope, and a dope.

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:45 pm

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Open season on Pittmike.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:47 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Open season on Pittmike.

It's duck season.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:05 pm

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Chus wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

We have witnessed an all-timer on these last couple of pages. Holy fuckballs ... that's short-short-short-bus special.

It's one of the dumbest things that I have seen. Getting duped by such a ridiculous article. A quick google search could have prevented that.

A quick Google search was not needed. A basic understanding of 5th grade health class would have sufficed.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:28 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

We have witnessed an all-timer on these last couple of pages. Holy fuckballs ... that's short-short-short-bus special.

It's one of the dumbest things that I have seen. Getting duped by such a ridiculous article. A quick google search could have prevented that.

A quick Google search was not needed. A basic understanding of 5th grade health class would have sufficed.

Yes. That should have been completely obvious, especially for a guy who does sciencing.

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:19 pm

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Anti-Vaxxers Fund Study That Finds Zero Link Between Vaccinations And Autism

Not an Onion headline. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:33 pm

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:34 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Anti-Vaxxers Fund Study That Finds Zero Link Between Vaccinations And Autism

Not an Onion headline. :lol:

Yeah, but those vaccinations might cause pregnancy. No thanks.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:28 am

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Have we debunked the theory that HPV vaccines can cause pregnancy?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:45 pm

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I got my flu shot today.

Happy to report that I didn't get autism or pregnant.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:46 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I got my flu shot today.

Happy to report that I didn't get autism or pregnant.

That reminds me, I need to do that.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:49 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I got my flu shot today.

Happy to report that I didn't get autism or pregnant.

That reminds me, I need to do that.

Get pregnant?

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:51 pm

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I thought BRick already had autism.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:52 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I got my flu shot today.

Happy to report that I didn't get autism or pregnant.

That reminds me, I need to do that.

Get pregnant?

Some would look at me and think I already am.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:57 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

I thought BRick already had autism.

I think this vaccine cured it then.

All praise to vaccines! Saving millions of lives!

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:03 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

I thought BRick already had autism.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:36 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

I thought BRick already had autism.

He does when it comes to Cutler conversations.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:05 pm

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Rex Huppke ‏@RexHuppke 9m9 minutes ago
BREAKING: Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari welcome their third child, Rubella Contagion-Ignorancia

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:30 pm

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Jim McMahon found my chiropractor.

In the film, Rosa reveals his diagnosis of McMahon, which showed that some of the former quarterback's pain and head problems stemmed from neck misalignment that was restricting the flow of spinal fluid and causing toxic proteins to pool in his brain.

McMahon subsequently has received treatment that adjusts his spinal cord and regulates the flow of spinal fluid. In the film, McMahon said the first time he had the procedure, "it was like the toilet flushed. I could feel this stuff actually leaving my brain."

Suddenly, his vision and speech improved.

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:58 pm

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His headband turned into the blood of Christ.

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:04 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Suddenly, his vision and speech improved

Then he started drinking again the next day

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:13 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Suddenly, his vision and speech improved

Then he started drinking again the next day

Oh yeah, wait until he discovers craniosacral therapy.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:11 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Suddenly, his vision and speech improved

Then he started drinking again the next day

Oh yeah, wait until he discovers craniosacral therapy.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:17 pm

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http://jezebel.com/anti-vaxx-couple-allegedly-allowed-toddler-to-die-of-me-1763573917

Surprising that water with maple syrup doesn't cure meningitis though...

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Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:28 pm

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Saw a post on Facebook today from my wife's cousin about asparagus curing cancer. After making a bunch of ridiculous claims, it ends with: "In case you are wondering why this has not been made public, there is no profit in curing cancer."

Jesus Christ are there some dumb fucks out there.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Vaccines (Right and wrong side of history)

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:44 pm

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:

I have seen similar things