Do better, folks

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yup.

We tried, but this just isn't working.

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Caller Bob ran out of steam

There is only so much I can do. We need more Good Dolphin trolling in the Cub's forum.

Move

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I think Trump is going to do something stupid again Wednesday. That will spark chatter.

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That North Korea confab?

I think it's more likely he's doing that for the optics so he looks to the dipshit plebs like he's doing something.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Eat shit

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Fuck off all of you. You know who you are. Eat shit and die.

Was it better 2 years ago?

Bart: You're gay for Moleman!
Lisa: No, you're gay for Moleman!
Moleman: Nobody's gay for Moleman.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

How can I help?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I'm just not feeling it lately. Maybe it is the NFL draft or my Blackhawks losing but I haven't been inspired. The Cubs haven't really done much yet and Joe has cooled on his whacky stunts so their just isn't much fodder. I did see that Kaplan wrote a predictably jock sniffing book about his insights into the Cubbie WS, so maybe someone can post some paragraphs for inspiration.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Julie may be hot on the trail of another rape accusation leveled at a sports figure, so that could get interesting.

False.

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Board has sucked since Trump got elected. He's made America great, but on the flipside this board has turned to shit. Not sure that's worth the trade off.

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The board kind of loses steam when there is no one left to argue that Bernstein is good entertaining radio.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Good point

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Needs one of those Blazing Saddles-style fights that trundles through all the sections.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Looks like Rick is on vacation so it'll have to wait

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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The board needs more of IMU telling us how awesome he is.

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Someone find that gif of IMU in a heart shape frame.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

So you really mean that the board needs an enema.

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Don't worry, I'm back.