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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:13 pm

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pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Murder my brother, not the horse. Well, maybe the horse too.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:22 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Man, JORR is correct about the old dogs. Those fuckers are in there all the time when I go in on a regular Saturday, but they still don't know how to use the machines. At least the amateurs have an excuse. Some old fart asked me if I could help him... I did, but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. Everyone probably thought I was stealing his tickets or something. If you can't use the machine, go to da windaaaa!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:23 pm

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Hockey Gay wrote:

My brother bet on Thunder Snow. He is the luckiest person with gambling and has won nearly a grand by playing the lotto just this last month.

I remember our parent's taking us to the track when he was just a few years old and he wanted my Mom to put $20 on the 50-1 horse during the Arlington million because the horse made eye contact with him.We all laughed and thought it was cute and then the horse won.

If Thunder Snow wins this I might murder him.

well with the odds, you could throw a few bucks his way just to cover yourself. and maybe spare your brother's life.

who knows, maybe if you bet on him, you'll jinx your brother. "yeah i put $2 on a win bet. sorry he lost, bro."

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:44 pm

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I have him in my trifecta box

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:46 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Those machines blow my mind.

I put my winning ticket in one of them yesterday and immediately got confused. Hit exit and slowly backed away from the machine.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:51 pm

Joined: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:08 am
Posts: 7147
Location: Section 433
pizza_Place: 1. Homemade 2. Jewels

On big track days, days with many people unfamiliar with the machines, one can sometimes find cash vouchers left in machines by people failing to completely exit out after placing their bets.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:55 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:43 pm
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Location: end of lonely street
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Rube remember Arklow :?:

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Dignified Rube

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:02 pm

Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:42 am
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pizza_Place: Home Run Inn

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

Rube remember Arklow :?:

Yes, I do. Nice one today!!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:04 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock

If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:10 pm

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denisdman wrote:

If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

always Twinspires

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:31 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock

Thanks Walt. They accept PayPal, very nice.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:34 pm

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Dan Bernstein just won the Churchill Downs Stakes.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:38 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock

Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:07 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

Good Luck

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:27 pm

1000 CLUB

Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
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Location: computer
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Here are mine. Maybe a little overboard, but whatevs.

2,5,8. 2,7,8. 5,8,14. 5,10,14. 5,11,14. 5,14,17.
12 wps
20 wps

Also have cheap boxes on:
7,9,14. 7,14,18. 1,2,3.
2,5. 5,14.
5,14,8,11.
5,17,14,15.

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@audioidkid

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:37 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

An hour between races is ridiculous

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:38 pm

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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

Regular Reader wrote:

An hour between races is ridiculous

That's why you have bourbon.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:41 pm

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Chus wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

An hour between races is ridiculous

That's why you have bourbon.

Yup. I'm drunk.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:42 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

Chus wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

An hour between races is ridiculous

That's why you have bourbon.

But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:38 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:43 pm
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Location: end of lonely street
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$1 Tri Box 14-15-19 $20 WP 15

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:39 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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Regular Reader wrote:

Chus wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

An hour between races is ridiculous

That's why you have bourbon.

But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

Were you singing "My Old Kentucky Home" in Spanish?

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:41 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
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pizza_Place: Luigi's

That track is pretty wet...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:42 pm

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I'm starting to have remorse for not putting anything on Irish War Cry.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:44 pm

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If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:47 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

Don't you mean 'clubbed'?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:54 pm

1000 CLUB

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Damn it.

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@audioidkid

spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:55 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
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Anybody nail it?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:55 pm

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Fuuuuuuuck... Lookin at Lee?! Fuck him!

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Curious Hair wrote:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:57 pm

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Godfella wrote:

Anybody nail it?

I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 5:58 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
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leashyourkids wrote:

Godfella wrote:

Anybody nail it?

I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

Nice job.

My gut told me Battle of Midway this morning. Oh, well.

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