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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:13 pm 
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A monkey wrench may fall into my gears.

The 5yo just came home with a fever and may not make it to camp tomorrow. There's no chance the wife will stay home from work so I can go golfing. Playing it by ear.

Does the kid need more cowbell?

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That old-school Lincoln Continental better be parked near the clubhouse again.

yes, always make sure you have a getaway car, just in case. :lol:

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Best of luck you guys. I look forward to seeing some good stories.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:50 am 
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Don & Furious are rocking blue shirts. I am in my Disney purple shirt. Furious was giving me some chipping lessons on the Range, and Don was hitting the ball well.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:24 am 
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Good luck boys.... Should be a glorious day for some golf. Looking forward to reading a recap or even in-action reporting

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:31 am 
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Bogey, par, birdie, par, par to start. Furious short game is saving us. Don and I are both hitting well, but I am not dialed in on my direction and Don not on his distance.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:45 am 
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Bogey, par, birdie, par, par to start. Furious short game is saving us. Don and I are both hitting well, but I am not dialed in on my direction and Don not on his distance.


Sounds like it may be a battle to break 70.

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donspiracy drains the 12 footer to take us to -1.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:44 am 
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donspiracy drains the 12 footer to take us to -1.


Someone make a "Breaking News" picture in the Ugie thread for this. Like a picture of a guy with a large package taking a leak.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:19 pm 
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Still -1 at the turn. I am not playing my best. Furious has saved us MANY times. We just pissed away about a 5' biridie putt

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:37 pm 
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The wheels have fallen off. Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled on a long par 4, carding a double :(

+2 thru 15

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:16 pm 
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Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled


I thought this thread was about golf.....
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The wheels have fallen off. Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled on a long par 4, carding a double :(

+2 thru 15


Double bogey in a scramble is a bad feeling. I've certainly been there before. Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:26 pm 
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It was fucking terrible, Hank. 440 yard par 4, and I hit one of my better drive of the day leaving us 190 to the front of the green. It was incredibly atrocious after that

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JORR and donspiracy fucking cleaned up at the dinner. JORR won $500 1st place 50/50 and the scotch package. Don once again won the IT support package, :lol: the Arlington Park package and the wine package (w/JORR-selected Italian wines).

Furious didn't win dick.

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Big Cock Boyd just made an appearance at Joe Orr Social Club. He is presently living the High Life.

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So Furious was MVP but got skunked in the prize dept?

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so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

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God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

Legit. The clubhead went further than the ball.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:30 pm 
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You drunks :lol:

Ugie, it wasnt that bad. We all had good shots, Furious had the most though. None of us capitilized enough for birdies though.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

Legit. The clubhead went further than the ball.


I have a club head sitting in my car that I acquired at a charity thing last year. Friend had some old clubs and had his driver give out on the 14th hole. Been meaning to take it to the trophy shop and converting it into an award for shortest drive or most comical shot for this fundraiser. And the head went about twice as far as ball when he did it.


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Big Cock Boyd just made an appearance at Joe Orr Social Club. He is presently living the High Life.

8)

All the benefits of drinking without having to golf. Winning.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


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Jorr, who are your wingmen?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


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Jorr, who are your wingmen?

I believe that is Caller Bob on the right and Regular Reader on the left.

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pittmike wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


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Jorr, who are your wingmen?

I believe that is Caller Bob on the right and Regular Reader on his left.


Good guess.

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So Furious was MVP but got skunked in the prize dept?

The real disappointment was the partner couldn't make it.

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Jorr always surrounded by "partners". Things that make you go hmmmmm

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i guess the big swingers like FRANK had a good time??

not that playing golf in illinios in june isnt impressive.......... lol

maybe i shoud move the AZ ROZATIS OPEN to elk grove!!!! thats where the real players are!!!!!!!

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