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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:30 pm 
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If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours, no need for hotel along the way. 312 550 5803, I won't be available until mid-July due to current work restrictions.

Valid A license, did the job professionally for years...I'm good at it.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:31 pm 
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The gig should pay $2005 just because.

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You have balls posting that phone number publicly.

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You have balls posting that phone number publicly.

Is IMU going to text me to death?


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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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Jbi11s wrote:
You have balls posting that phone number publicly.

Is IMU going to text me to death?

Let us know how it goes.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:38 pm 
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I'll do it for free



Really?


Someone is looking to get out of the house for a while...


Not really. I could use a mental break but I signed up for this.

Probably shouldn't have used such a leaky pen.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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Anyone interested in driving a truck out to Scottsdale and flying back? $1000 plus the plane ticket. Let me know if you're interested.


Depends on how many balloons I'll be required to swallow.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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I'd do it if leash is in the truck I'm leaving in Scottsdale.


Forget to log out?


Is that FF?


It's beer, dumbass. Maybe you can be in the truck too. Drinky's working one of the tollbooth's along the way. So he wouldn't notice. Cuz he's a dumbass.


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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours, no need for hotel along the way. 312 550 5803, I won't be available until mid-July due to current work restrictions.

Valid A license, did the job professionally for years...I'm good at it.

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Sorry

Can't do it. Got a block away, and decided to just cancel the pickup.

Good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:34 pm 
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Hmmm...

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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I don't like to get in the way of another guy making money BUT I wouldn't trust America to go around the block. He would probably sell the Uhaul for $75 to get high.

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I don't like to get in the way of another guy making money BUT I wouldn't trust America to go around the block. He would probably sell the Uhaul for $75 to get high.

Nah I doubt he does that. He might drive it into a mosque or a group of black people though.

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I don't like to get in the way of another guy making money BUT I wouldn't trust America to go around the block. He would probably sell the Uhaul for $75 to get high.
Sounds like the guy in Arizona could make him disappear into the desert.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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I might be down for this. PM me if you hate America. Or the poster.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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America wrote:
If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours, no need for hotel along the way. 312 550 5803, I won't be available until mid-July due to current work restrictions.

Valid A license, did the job professionally for years...I'm good at it.

America on July 15th wrote:
Sorry

Can't do it. Got a block away, and decided to just cancel the pickup.

Good luck.

This.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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Give it to City of Fools so we can stop hearing about how fuckin' broke he is for a week.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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I don't like to get in the way of another guy making money BUT I wouldn't trust America to go around the block. He would probably sell the Uhaul for $75 to get high.

Nah I doubt he does that. He might drive it into a mosque or a group of black people though.

It's a UHaul truck ... why not both?

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 4:51 pm 
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Real talk, when I was really driving the trucks my company had me and only five or so other guys (out of 1000 drivers) that they trusted to haul 40,000 lbs of cologne. I know how to secure freight, balance loads, use loadlocks...I didn't quit that job because they made me.

If JORR doesn't like me personally and wouldnt offer the job because of that that's fine, and really this would just be gravy. But $1000 for 2 days work (that I'd have off anyways from my other job) when I'm saving to spend a significant amount of time overseas is a good opportunity.


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I've secured freight and balanced loads on a UHaul truck.

I don't know what a loadlock is but I never had any kids before I wanted them so I think I'm good on that account as well.

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If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours,i

Doing the math, you would have to average around 100 mph


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I've secured freight and balanced loads on a UHaul truck.

I don't know what a loadlock is but I never had any kids before I wanted them so I think I'm good on that account as well.



Are you throwing your hat in the ring?

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You really should be fronting the gas/hotel money too.


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You really should be fronting the gas/hotel money too.



On whose behalf are you negotiating?

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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Just offering advice should some poor dumbass here take the gig


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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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JORR just randomly asks someone to drive a uhaul across the country with no other details. Then hints that the guy you are meeting in the desert is connected. I want to sign up just for the publicity when they do a Dateline NBC episode on my mysterious disappearance.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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JORR just randomly asks someone to drive a uhaul across the country with no other details. Then hints that the guy you are meeting in the desert is connected. I want to sign up just for the publicity when they do a Dateline NBC episode on my mysterious disappearance.

:lol: :lol:

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Just offering advice should some poor dumbass here take the gig



This is the kind of pointless meddling that used to make bigfan flip his shit. Just pointing that out. Lucky for you, The Three Wisemen are operating under a New Covenant.

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 Post subject: Re: Easy gig
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If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours,i

Doing the math, you would have to average around 100 mph

1800 miles to Scottsdale. 100 miles per hour is 18 hours.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Just offering advice should some poor dumbass here take the gig



This is the kind of pointless meddling that used to make bigfan flip his shit. Just pointing that out. Lucky for you, The Three Wisemen are operating under a New Covenant.

Nah man, Bob's right. Throw in an extra 3K, gas and hotel expenses, and a bottle of Louis XIII and then it's a fair offer for a job that takes less than two days.

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