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Flying to San Antonio for NYE and during the flight my better half nudges me about a commotion.

Turns out a rather large man (no sport coat) had shit all over the back of the toilet area in the lavatory. Unaware of his bad aim he returns to his seat. A 8 year old girl walks in and discovers the scene. She gets her mom who tries moving the poop (against airline policy). Eventually the rogue shitter is forced to return to the john and clean it up

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I can imagine this probably happens to Julie every other time she flies

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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

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I'm not cleaning that shit up. Fuck them

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Airlines have policies on if you have to clean the poop of others?

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I wouldn't take that shit from anybody flying.


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Don’t shit where you fly. Unless you’re a bird.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Airlines have policies on if you have to clean the poop of others?


The person who shat must clean it up.

My flight attendant Brice told the mom firmly "Man that is a biohazard and our policy is not to touch it. I told you not to touch it. Thank you and have a nice day."

Mom looked like she started dialing American Airlines right then.

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Sounds like fatty cleaned up without protest? Why db him?


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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.



This is something we are in complete agreement.

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Sounds like fatty cleaned up without protest? Why db him?



Just the whole pooping and not looking thing. Poor kid had to grow up fast.

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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

No you wouldnt.

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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

No you wouldnt.


If you shit in your hand and just started throwing it around the plane, you'd probably get off the plane first.

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Shitting on a plane is sort of liberating. You walk in and when you walk out there is no doubt about what happened. You have to own it.

I shit when necessary. I don't let anything stop me, when it's time to go, you go.

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They should have disposable slings for your dickandballs so they don’t touch the disgusting seat and bowl. That’s the main problem with airplane toilets.

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Shitting on a plane is sort of liberating. You walk in and when you walk out there is no doubt about what happened. You have to own it.

I shit when necessary. I don't let anything stop me, when it's time to go, you go.

Exactly right.

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They allow fat guys with no sport coats but ban the hot Turkish body builder?

Oh well, she never would have been seated next to me. Only fat guys are.

https://news.yahoo.com/american-airline ... 32109.html

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American Airlines bars bodybuilder from Dallas-Fort Worth flight over ‘offensive’ outfit

Kaley Johnson
Sun, July 11, 2021, 3:45 PM·2 min read

A bodybuilder was not allowed to board her flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Thursday because American Airlines crew found her clothing offensive, according to media reports.

Deniz Saypinar is a professional bodybuilder from Turkey. On Thursday, she posted on her Instagram story to her nearly 1 million followers that airline staff refused to let her board her flight to Miami because of what she was wearing. The post was not longer available on Sunday since Instagram stories are only posted for 24 hours.

“I like to wear feminine clothes that reveal my femininity, but I never dress in a way that will offend anyone,” she wrote in the post, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I’m mature and civilized enough to know what I can and cannot wear.”

American Airlines did not immediately respond to requests to comment Sunday, but confirmed the incident to the Dallas Morning News. In the statement, a spokesperson said customers must dress appropriately for flights. Saypinar was rebooked on a subsequent flight to Miami, according to the statement.

In regards to dress code, American Airlines’ website says that “bare feet or offensive clothing” aren’t allowed for passengers.

Saypinar, who was first woman in Turkey to ever receive International Federation of BodyBuilders status, said in the Instagram story that flight attendants told her that her style “disturbed other families” at the airport, according to the Daily Mail. Saypinar was also the first non-American citizen to win the US National Bikini Fitness Competition in 2021.

A screenshot of the post shows Saypinar wearing a brown cropped shirt, denim shorts and a white jacket tied around her waist. She also wrote in the post that she moved from Turkey to the U.S. to “be free as a woman.”

“I feel insulted. They wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wore these shorts in the United States,’ Saypinar said in the post.

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They allow fat guys with no sport coats but ban the hot Turkish body builder?

Oh well, she never would have been seated next to me. Only fat guys are.

https://news.yahoo.com/american-airline ... 32109.html

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American Airlines bars bodybuilder from Dallas-Fort Worth flight over ‘offensive’ outfit

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Sun, July 11, 2021, 3:45 PM·2 min read

A bodybuilder was not allowed to board her flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Thursday because American Airlines crew found her clothing offensive, according to media reports.

Deniz Saypinar is a professional bodybuilder from Turkey. On Thursday, she posted on her Instagram story to her nearly 1 million followers that airline staff refused to let her board her flight to Miami because of what she was wearing. The post was not longer available on Sunday since Instagram stories are only posted for 24 hours.

“I like to wear feminine clothes that reveal my femininity, but I never dress in a way that will offend anyone,” she wrote in the post, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I’m mature and civilized enough to know what I can and cannot wear.”

American Airlines did not immediately respond to requests to comment Sunday, but confirmed the incident to the Dallas Morning News. In the statement, a spokesperson said customers must dress appropriately for flights. Saypinar was rebooked on a subsequent flight to Miami, according to the statement.

In regards to dress code, American Airlines’ website says that “bare feet or offensive clothing” aren’t allowed for passengers.

Saypinar, who was first woman in Turkey to ever receive International Federation of BodyBuilders status, said in the Instagram story that flight attendants told her that her style “disturbed other families” at the airport, according to the Daily Mail. Saypinar was also the first non-American citizen to win the US National Bikini Fitness Competition in 2021.

A screenshot of the post shows Saypinar wearing a brown cropped shirt, denim shorts and a white jacket tied around her waist. She also wrote in the post that she moved from Turkey to the U.S. to “be free as a woman.”

“I feel insulted. They wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wore these shorts in the United States,’ Saypinar said in the post.

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Good for American. This is a commercial airliner, not a strip club.

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Cmon jorr.. what's more offensive hero some 230 lb tub of shit in yoga pants?

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a genius wrote:
They allow fat guys with no sport coats but ban the hot Turkish body builder?

Oh well, she never would have been seated next to me. Only fat guys are.

https://news.yahoo.com/american-airline ... 32109.html

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American Airlines bars bodybuilder from Dallas-Fort Worth flight over ‘offensive’ outfit

Kaley Johnson
Sun, July 11, 2021, 3:45 PM·2 min read

A bodybuilder was not allowed to board her flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Thursday because American Airlines crew found her clothing offensive, according to media reports.

Deniz Saypinar is a professional bodybuilder from Turkey. On Thursday, she posted on her Instagram story to her nearly 1 million followers that airline staff refused to let her board her flight to Miami because of what she was wearing. The post was not longer available on Sunday since Instagram stories are only posted for 24 hours.

“I like to wear feminine clothes that reveal my femininity, but I never dress in a way that will offend anyone,” she wrote in the post, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I’m mature and civilized enough to know what I can and cannot wear.”

American Airlines did not immediately respond to requests to comment Sunday, but confirmed the incident to the Dallas Morning News. In the statement, a spokesperson said customers must dress appropriately for flights. Saypinar was rebooked on a subsequent flight to Miami, according to the statement.

In regards to dress code, American Airlines’ website says that “bare feet or offensive clothing” aren’t allowed for passengers.

Saypinar, who was first woman in Turkey to ever receive International Federation of BodyBuilders status, said in the Instagram story that flight attendants told her that her style “disturbed other families” at the airport, according to the Daily Mail. Saypinar was also the first non-American citizen to win the US National Bikini Fitness Competition in 2021.

A screenshot of the post shows Saypinar wearing a brown cropped shirt, denim shorts and a white jacket tied around her waist. She also wrote in the post that she moved from Turkey to the U.S. to “be free as a woman.”

“I feel insulted. They wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wore these shorts in the United States,’ Saypinar said in the post.

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Good for American. This is a commercial airliner, not a strip club.

Time out. Let's think about this for a second.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
a genius wrote:
They allow fat guys with no sport coats but ban the hot Turkish body builder?

Oh well, she never would have been seated next to me. Only fat guys are.

https://news.yahoo.com/american-airline ... 32109.html

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American Airlines bars bodybuilder from Dallas-Fort Worth flight over ‘offensive’ outfit

Kaley Johnson
Sun, July 11, 2021, 3:45 PM·2 min read

A bodybuilder was not allowed to board her flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Thursday because American Airlines crew found her clothing offensive, according to media reports.

Deniz Saypinar is a professional bodybuilder from Turkey. On Thursday, she posted on her Instagram story to her nearly 1 million followers that airline staff refused to let her board her flight to Miami because of what she was wearing. The post was not longer available on Sunday since Instagram stories are only posted for 24 hours.

“I like to wear feminine clothes that reveal my femininity, but I never dress in a way that will offend anyone,” she wrote in the post, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I’m mature and civilized enough to know what I can and cannot wear.”

American Airlines did not immediately respond to requests to comment Sunday, but confirmed the incident to the Dallas Morning News. In the statement, a spokesperson said customers must dress appropriately for flights. Saypinar was rebooked on a subsequent flight to Miami, according to the statement.

In regards to dress code, American Airlines’ website says that “bare feet or offensive clothing” aren’t allowed for passengers.

Saypinar, who was first woman in Turkey to ever receive International Federation of BodyBuilders status, said in the Instagram story that flight attendants told her that her style “disturbed other families” at the airport, according to the Daily Mail. Saypinar was also the first non-American citizen to win the US National Bikini Fitness Competition in 2021.

A screenshot of the post shows Saypinar wearing a brown cropped shirt, denim shorts and a white jacket tied around her waist. She also wrote in the post that she moved from Turkey to the U.S. to “be free as a woman.”

“I feel insulted. They wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wore these shorts in the United States,’ Saypinar said in the post.

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Good for American. This is a commercial airliner, not a strip club.

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Cmon jorr.. what's more offensive hero some 230 lb tub of shit in yoga pants?



I'm not advocating for yoga pants on a flight either. A commercial airliner is not a gymnasium.

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Nardi wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
a genius wrote:
They allow fat guys with no sport coats but ban the hot Turkish body builder?

Oh well, she never would have been seated next to me. Only fat guys are.

https://news.yahoo.com/american-airline ... 32109.html

Quote:
American Airlines bars bodybuilder from Dallas-Fort Worth flight over ‘offensive’ outfit

Kaley Johnson
Sun, July 11, 2021, 3:45 PM·2 min read

A bodybuilder was not allowed to board her flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Thursday because American Airlines crew found her clothing offensive, according to media reports.

Deniz Saypinar is a professional bodybuilder from Turkey. On Thursday, she posted on her Instagram story to her nearly 1 million followers that airline staff refused to let her board her flight to Miami because of what she was wearing. The post was not longer available on Sunday since Instagram stories are only posted for 24 hours.

“I like to wear feminine clothes that reveal my femininity, but I never dress in a way that will offend anyone,” she wrote in the post, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I’m mature and civilized enough to know what I can and cannot wear.”

American Airlines did not immediately respond to requests to comment Sunday, but confirmed the incident to the Dallas Morning News. In the statement, a spokesperson said customers must dress appropriately for flights. Saypinar was rebooked on a subsequent flight to Miami, according to the statement.

In regards to dress code, American Airlines’ website says that “bare feet or offensive clothing” aren’t allowed for passengers.

Saypinar, who was first woman in Turkey to ever receive International Federation of BodyBuilders status, said in the Instagram story that flight attendants told her that her style “disturbed other families” at the airport, according to the Daily Mail. Saypinar was also the first non-American citizen to win the US National Bikini Fitness Competition in 2021.

A screenshot of the post shows Saypinar wearing a brown cropped shirt, denim shorts and a white jacket tied around her waist. She also wrote in the post that she moved from Turkey to the U.S. to “be free as a woman.”

“I feel insulted. They wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wore these shorts in the United States,’ Saypinar said in the post.

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Good for American. This is a commercial airliner, not a strip club.

Time out. Let's think about this for a second.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Cmon jorr.. what's more offensive hero some 230 lb tub of shit in yoga pants?



I'm not advocating for yoga pants on a flight either. A commercial airliner is not a gymnasium.

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