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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:51 am 
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My parents had tickets to the Masters and my dad really had his hopes set on getting out there one more time but it appears that
he won't be able to physically handle the terrain so they gave their tickets to my cousin and husband. I know he really wanted to
go and sit behind #7 green one more time. Feel bad for him.


Sorry to hear about that for your dad.

Working in the Atl airport in the late 80's the sheer crush of fans looking for the full experience always reminded me of fall football Saturdays. But it was hilarious to watch them come back in rental cars on Sunday/Monday, and see some of the crap they'd leave in them :shock: :drunken:


:lol: I have no doubts you found some interesting stuff.


One time I found an HP12k calculator, an unopened bottle of Johnnie Walker (& a couple others opened), and a tube of dick cream (opened). Funny thing is that the guy who dropped the car off tried to come back and get his stuff while waiting on the bus to his terminal. He saw me laughing, spun on his heels and kept it moving back for the shuttle bus. Unfortunately I wasn't a scotch drinker at the time BUT I gave it to my boss so I could keep the calculator I needed.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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My parents had tickets to the Masters and my dad really had his hopes set on getting out there one more time but it appears that
he won't be able to physically handle the terrain so they gave their tickets to my cousin and husband. I know he really wanted to
go and sit behind #7 green one more time. Feel bad for him.


That's too bad.

My ex-girlfriend's mom grew up on a golf course in Wisconsin that her parents owned. She's a great golfer and probably would have been a top pro if she hadn't decided to get married and have a kid instead. She's made 7 or 8 holes in one.

Anyway, she went to The Masters and said it was the greatest day of her life. My girlfriend asked, "Not the day I was born or at least the day you and Dad got married?" Her mother said, "No, the day I went to Augusta."

:lol:

I love my wife and our wedding was awesome, but if you gave me the option to relive one day of my life, I would have a very difficult time choosing between our wedding day and the day we spent at Augusta National.

10-26-05 might have to be in the conversation as well :lol:

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Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.

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Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.


Damn. Hope you're hanging in there Mike. I can't imagine it ever being anywhere close to the same. Hopefully we can have some good natured back and forth for you around here today.

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Officially laid off as of tomorrow.

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Officially laid off as of tomorrow.


I got laid off almost exactly 4 years ago. One week later,I had my heart attack.

So there's that.

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Officially laid off as of tomorrow.


I got laid off almost exactly 4 years ago. One week later,I had my heart attack.

So there's that.


Sorry to hear, brother.

But look at this... 4 years later and you're bullshitting on the internet. Life's too short to worry. Things usually work out.

Best of luck, Scorpio.
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Officially laid off as of tomorrow.

Now you work on your golf game.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Officially laid off as of tomorrow.


Well.. crap. Sorry Hank.
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Forgive me if it's been mentioned before but what is it you do, hank? Perhaps someone knows a place that's looking for help.

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pittmike wrote:
Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.

Sorry Mike. I'll keep you in my prayers.
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Thanks fellas. Hopefully I don’t go the Pasta route. I’d rather not add a heart attack.

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Being laid off Sucks but things usually work out ok.

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Forgive me if it's been mentioned before but what is it you do, hank? Perhaps someone knows a place that's looking for help.


Why work when you can get in the rap game?

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Forgive me if it's been mentioned before but what is it you do, hank? Perhaps someone knows a place that's looking for help.


Why work when you can get in the rap game?

Word.


And stuff.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Officially laid off as of tomorrow.


At least it's Friday?

Good luck brother.

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Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.

Sorry Mike. I'll keep you in my prayers.


Thx

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pittmike wrote:
Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.

I can’t even imagine. I’m truly sorry...

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Yeah.. just saw that Mike. impossible to imagine. So sorry.
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Hank,
Sorry if I was so harsh. Best of luck to you. I had a great job for 23 years and then I got laid off on the phone from some cold,heartless bitch at corporate.

The final "joke" was on them though. My incident came while I was still technically an employee. My final day was supposed to be a few days later. This meant I was able to take full advantage of my sick time and that was about another 4 weeks or so. Also stuck them for all kind of other bene's I was paying for weekly. If my incident happened a few days later,I would have been screwed.

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pittmike wrote:
Second anniversary today. It gets a little easier but I’ll never be the same.


Sorry Mike. Good to know it is even slightly easier for you.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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:( Sorry Hank. I'm confident you'll land on your feet shortly.

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:( Sorry Hank. I'm confident you'll land on your feet shortly.


If there is a bright side, hopefully it will free up more time to campaign in cfmb madness!
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Sorry Mike & Hank. Hope you can have a cold one this weekend and look forward to greener pastures in the coming weeks.

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Sorry Mike and Hank.

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Sorry,Mike. I missed your comment when I was on here earlier. I hope and pray you can find some peace in your life.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Officially laid off as of tomorrow.


Been there. It sucks, but as I've found out, it was for the best in my case...

Anyway, maybe you can get in to competitive McNugget eating...

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Let's light a candle for where we are all going. Positive things to both Mike and Hank. Hank, I bet your new job will be better and pay even more.
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