I knew that Ben Aflac fuckhead would weasel his way in that all stars among us opening. Now I'm pissed. God I hate him.

A-Pud is a mugging fuck face piece of shit too. Why in the hell did I watch that crap on a stick?!?

You and I have similar tastes in men, Keyser...

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I'm not surprised.

Rod Carew threw a BB. Man, that guy could flat out hit.

I'm still picking the AL. The NL has slightly better pitching but the AL has some serious thump. Someone (Pauly??) is going to hit a late home run.

Yes, yes he could. I am not sure that anyone went to left-center better than him, at least in my baseball lifetime.

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I just looked up his stats. 92 career home runs, 445 career doubles and 112 career triples say you are exactly right. Can you say gap hitter??

Yes, a true gap hitter, if he played in the 90's he may very well have hit 400 homeruns. That is, if he didn't have a conscience.

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Ichiro is a hotdoggin' little bastard, but he sure can play.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm a wear your pants high kind of guy but what does Jimenez have going on there? Does he always wear his socks like that? It looks terrible. Grey shoes??

In David Price's last start he threw 103 pitches and 92 of them were fastballs. 92!!! That is unbelievably awesome.

Is it just me, or does Braun look a bit more normal than he used to?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

They're all wearing those Great Gazoo helmets.

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I think that's Scott Bora$ sitting behind home plate. Hopefully one of these guys can air mail one and knock out his teeth. Add him to the list, Reason.

Sure Toriiiiiiiiiii. Everytime you drink a Pepsi you keep a black man out of baseball.

Wasn't Josh Johnson the Marlin hurler grabbed by the jersey and drug in to the tunnel by Girardi a few years ago? He certainly has come back from surgery with a purpose.

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That was douchebag extraordinaire Scott Olsen. He's on the Nats now and I think he's hurt. From what I've read Josh Johnson is a good guy.

Yep, that's it, Keyser, I had another Kenny/Tito moment, I guess. The mind is the first thing to go.

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The gun is way hot. These guys aren't throwing that damn hard.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

They had Pfaggot throwing 94-95. That homo doesn't throw nearly that hard.

That was a golden opportunity for the NL. Bad AB by Hart.

Yeah, bad call by the third base coach, too. It takes a great throw to get Wright at the plate, make Hamilton make the throw.

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WTF was that? Christ, these pitchers need to learn to play the fucking game. You see that kinda shit in my son's tee-ball league.

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Say it aint so Kuo!

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I wanted him to air mail the catcher. Bora$ isn't sitting behind the 1st baseman.

That was not Quid pro Kuo

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I've had that awful Hall and Oats song in my head ever since I read this post.

Say it isn't Kuo
it isn't Kuo-Oh
Oh say it isn't Kuo
Oh-oh-oh

Peculiar drums (snare in particular) and sound-effects in that song .... beautifully, dreadfully flush with that 80s feel.

I thought they pointed out where Poo-holes' helmet is notably smaller than everyone else's .... or did I mishear that?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Thornton vs Byrd. Nice.

Even with a lefty on deck he's going right at him.

Brandon Phillips is now on my bus list.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Ouch babe. McCann crushed that ball.