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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:32 pm

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this certainly took an interesting turn

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:56 pm

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interesting? eh...

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:58 pm

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It's a dick move to ask friends to help you move if you're no longer in your 20's. Hire movers

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:02 pm

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he hired fucking movers. he needed help assembling furniture.

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:24 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

he hired fucking movers. he needed help assembling furniture.

That's even worse.
I get it that he is probably not very handy. I learned stuff the same way most do.....jump in...try it...fuck it up....learn....get better.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:26 pm

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what kind of furniture ? i'm not looking back

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:28 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

he hired fucking movers. he needed help assembling furniture.

That's even worse.
I get it that he is probably not very handy. I learned stuff the same way most do.....jump in...try it...fuck it up....learn....get better.

Wait, he used to promo for that company that comes to your house and puts stuffing together for you....

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:32 pm

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:42 pm

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Furniture you have to assemble is cheap furniture. Couldn't Daddy Warbucks Parkins buy him some stuff from Walter E. Smithe?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:45 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Furniture you have to assemble is cheap furniture. Couldn't Daddy Warbucks Parkins buy him some stuff from Walter E. Smithe?

Apparently Parko could not dream it, so Walter E Smith could not build it.

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 6:07 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I like Parkins and I think you guys are overly harsh on him. Sure he is a pampered suburbanite but he is not an elitist or mean spirited like other pampered suburbanite hosts at the station. I think he even realizes he has been pampered.

I do have to say, if I were Mitch, I'd be firing off a memo to him and his employment file. A superior can't ask subordinates to help with manual labor on the side. The implication is too strong even if it is innocent in practice and it exposes the company.

I agree with this. Overall, Parkins is lazy but he thinks it's funny. I think it is a terrible look.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:20 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Furniture you have to assemble is cheap furniture. Couldn't Daddy Warbucks Parkins buy him some stuff from Walter E. Smithe?

Apparently Parko could not dream it, so Walter E Smith could not build it.

Think Parko has a peg board in his garage?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:24 pm

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Buy the cheapest furniture you can for your kid. Maybe get a crib that won't crush them or they won't get their head stuck in, I guess.

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CDOM

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 9:56 am

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Why spend a ton of money on furniture that they'll outgrow in a few years?

We got as many years as we could out of our baby furniture, but eventually they just physically outgrow things.

And Parkins is a dooshcanoe. I get not being very mechanical. But basic shit you should have zero issue with.

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Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 7:57 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Furniture you have to assemble is cheap furniture. Couldn't Daddy Warbucks Parkins buy him some stuff from Walter E. Smithe?

Apparently Parko could not dream it, so Walter E Smith could not build it.

I suspect he prefers to get pegged in his own bedroom.
Think Parko has a peg board in his garage?

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 1:59 am

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Parkins is to handy 'round the house, what Les Grobstein is to lucid sports thoughts.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Parkins moves to the burbs (with help)

Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 7:59 am

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Furniture you have to assemble is cheap furniture. Couldn't Daddy Warbucks Parkins buy him some stuff from Walter E. Smithe?

Apparently Parko could not dream it, so Walter E Smith could not build it.

I suspect he prefers to get pegged in his own bedroom.
Think Parko has a peg board in his garage?

Learn to use the quote feature my man.

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