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Author:  Single Dude [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:42 pm ]
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I noticed a Linda S made a post on this board earlier. I would just like to know how many women post on this board. State so here. Tell us your height, weight, age, bust size, and hip to waist ratio. Also tell us if you think you are hot. Compare your self to someone famous that you look like. I doubt there are many women who post here. But Linda S is one for sure. Provide pictures if you can. It is the dog days of February. This is a topic all of us are interested in. I will date all hot women posters. LOL

Author:  EG Greg [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:44 pm ]
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Go to Craigslist, men 4 women, if thats what you are looking for. This isnt a "hook up" site, douche bag.

Author:  Single Dude [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:56 pm ]
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Who the hell are you to say what this site is for. My asking for a date was a joke. If there are some women out there why not have them post here. Maybe we can get some hotties to post. Just trying to come up with something different. Whats the harm in trying. If you don't like it then don't check it out. Like I said I doubt there are many women here but why not throw the invitation out. Screw you EG. Ladies post here please.

Author:  A7X [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:07 am ]
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My favorite woman poster was Keeping Score.

Author:  Contempt [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:07 am ]
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I'm with EG on this one. I think Yahoo has some online personals section for stuff like that.

I find there to be something wrong with someone coming on an Internet message board and getting hard over the possibility that a hot chick might be posting. I find that to be almost as bad as the turds who use MySpace.com to try and meet/date girls.

Author:  Single Dude [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:13 am ]
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You guys are nuts. What the hell is the big deal. All of you slugs comment on the "Sports Babe" section. If we get some chicks to post here what the hell is the big deal. You guys are actually scared that this will compromise the integrity of this site? You must be kidding me. Its a fun little thread. Lets see if some women will post. My God I never thought this would cause such controversy.

Author:  Single Dude [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:15 am ]
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Here to make you guys happy. Ladies post your favorite sports team and memory. That is the only way these dudes will except this thread

Author:  A7X [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:32 am ]
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Personally, I have an innate fear of any female that would post here. Her cock might be bigger than mine.

Author:  Single Dude [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:32 am ]
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My god yes. Thank you Nas.

Author:  Just me, but. . . [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:50 am ]
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I would certainly love to blow some hott jizz on a non-fat sports beyotch that can keep up with the blather.

I always wanted to have my my crank smoked while debating the usefulness of the Designated Hitter.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:19 am ]
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I look like Cathy Bates in misery, big boy. :wink:

Author:  Just Me, but. . . [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:05 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I look like Cathy Bates in misery, big boy. :wink:


I would probably dangle my wang in your mouth anyways.

Can't say no to a warm, wet enclosure on the purple-headed monster!

Author:  President Haywood [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:00 pm ]
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Sweet Jesus, where's the J Hood drop when you need it?

"That'll be fine, thank you! I said good day sir!"

Author:  J.G.G. [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:01 pm ]
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Go get on that filthy myspace website if you're looking for internet whores to have e-sex with.

Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:09 pm ]
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If there are any women posting here they are most likely Vito Spatafore look-alikes who smoke, sport 80s hair with bad color on, and dress in tights and loose fitting sweaters.

Author:  WomensBikeSeatSniffer [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:39 pm ]
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Good thing the people on this board arent like this:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/ ... 15663.html

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:32 pm ]
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Rectum?...damn near killed 'em!

Now that is a true stinkfinger.

Author:  EG Greg [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:03 pm ]
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WomensBikeSeatSniffer wrote:
Good thing the people on this board arent like this:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/ ... 15663.html


Here's hoping thats sarcastic, cause otherwise, i would suggest taking a little closer look around the board. I'm sure you could find one or two who may partake in something of that nature.

Author:  Hugh Jorgan [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:13 pm ]
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Linda S... LOL!

She's got a bigger dick than Bea Arthur

Author:  cooler [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:47 pm ]
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Hugh Jorgan wrote:
Linda S... LOL!

She's got a bigger dick than Bea Arthur


I assume you have intimate first hand knowledge of both dicks... otherwise

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and get in line with the rest of the clowns

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