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KDdidit
 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:14 pm 
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Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?

Each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
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Zero... zero’s a percent.
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K Effective
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Milhouse: I didn't know your Dad was so interested in science.

Homer: Science!?!

Bart: He didn't say science. He said, um, PIE PANTS!

Homer:MMMMMMMMM, pie pants.
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MMMM, more testicles means more iron!
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"Gentlemen, start your whacking."


"And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others."

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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.
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Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?
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W_Z
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Time really flies when you're reading...THE BIBLE?!

Marge...is Lisa at Camp Granada?
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to alcohol! the cause of AND the solution to all of life's problems
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Sure the Germans made mistakes in the past, but that's why pencils have erasers.


What are you gonna do, release the hounds or the bees or the hounds with bees in their mouths so every time they bark they shoot bees at you?

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Frank Coztansa
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Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!


Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you!
Floozies?! What floozies, what are you talking about!?
Marge, we're trying to console Ned here...

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What floozies


I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paper boy to...doooooooooooooo?
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K Effective
 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Apu: Our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!
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tommy
 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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K Effective wrote:
Apu: Our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!

It's chock full of heady goodness!
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Dad, women wont like being shot in the face.

Women will like what I tell them to like.

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W_Z
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Buy me 'Bonestorm' or go to hell!

Young man, in this house we use a little word called 'please'.
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Curious Hair
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- Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
- Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!
- He prefers the company of men.
- Who doesn't?

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K Effective
 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Holes. The hole's only natural enemy is the pile.
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Curious Hair wrote:
- Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
- Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!
- He prefers the company of men.
- Who doesn't?

What was Moe's line? "Help us and I'll do anything--anything."
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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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--Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss?
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