Matches Malone wrote:
He would visit from Harlem and hit Todd with a verbal honesty bomb. Was he in the Tarantulas too? And is that where Ghostface learned to slamdance?
Perfection. Posting on another level today.
Feel like I'm watching Jamal Lewis bust out of Jail to rush for 300 yds against the Browns.
Matches Malone wrote:
No, much like the UFO I once saw, it was real. It was right around the Jayne Kennedy episode where Arnold discovered she was a sexy cocktail waitress.
Thats crazy, thats the other episode that came to mind. She had nice legs. What kinda shitty dive was that and why would Mr Drummond even set foot in it?
Matches Malone wrote:
Kareem was a substitute who was hard on Arnold, Dudley, Wayne from the Wonder Years and Ricky. Rusty from Stickney would like us all to know that it was nothing physical, more tough love type stuff. Anyhoo, the boys lie to Mr. D. and the subsequent investigation leads to the revelation that Jabbar hit a kid. But it's cool esse, it was high school and the kid was on drugs.
I can picture Lew in the suit looking down to talk to Arnold but dont remember that.
Its ok to hit kids because they are on EVIL drugs is PERFECT for the 80's and that show
"There are no hard drugs and soft drugs"
Nancy Reagan
Matches Malone wrote:
Willis could have used said gun against Arnold's bullies. In their defense though, they were just hungry, all they wanted was the boy's lunches. Man, I think I just broke into Sini in this post. Quick, somebody get me Hubie Brooks' and Tim Wallach's WAR numbers STAT.
I dont think he had the balls to even use it. Willis is a bitch. He hid the gun and in another episode, some kid had him "hold on" to his weed
"Dad, its just a little Grass"
Willis Jackson
So apparently Willis is the official patsy/scapegoat for the cool kids at school.
Matches Malone wrote:
Back to Heathcliff, why the hell did he not slap the taste out of Dabnus' mouth when he showed up for the Holidays? Good father my ass. You think James Evans would have put up with that? Hell no! When James Evans came home, you better have been busy with something. Wiping the counter down or making sure Thelma wasn't being harassed by Sweet Daddy. There was nowhere to hide in that apartment. You know, with this type of knowledge I could have won Chappelle's "I Know Black People."
Dabnis was more valuable to Cliff as a Handy man than all of his childrens lives combined.
After dealing with Elvin, Id certainly welcome Dabnis too. No pony tail, no sexism, just elbow grease and a huge forehead.
BTW, Martin was a pimp. Fucked two Huxtables whilst defending our freedom and planting seeds in his wife.
Martin was Strictly Business with the bitches.