The Hanley Scale (for reference)

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can I get a ruling on the following exchange regarding Nuggets players who can't get out of their Chinese contracts -

Hanley: Well, I heard Yao Ming opened a winery out there so they could just drink a lot of wine.

Mully: I'm sure there will be a lot of "wining".

Not awful for him. If another host said it in passing you wouldnt think it was too bad.

To be clear: This is usually the best case scenario of a Hanley joke. 1 1/2 Hanleys

He'll never say anything that isnt at least 1 and a half.

Harry Seaward · **Joined:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:05 pm **Posts:** 1723

Idiot producer/wannabe on-air producer jackass Rhodes: Tebow is MVP

Screamy: Oh no

Punny: haha

Screamy: Oh, Greg Couch and Greg Doyle wrote that so it must be true

Punny: Hahahaha, yah, Greg Doyle wrote it...Greg Couch wrote it....Forrest Greg wrote, well he has Alzheimer's so he doesn't remember what he wrote.

WHERE DOES THIS RANK ON THE SCALE AND HOW DO I GET CERTIFIED TO JUDGE THAT SCALE?

SomeGuy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:34 am

Harry Seaward wrote:

Idiot producer/wannabe on-air producer jackass Rhodes: Tebow is MVP

Screamy: Oh no

Punny: haha

Screamy: Oh, Greg Couch and Greg Doyle wrote that so it must be true

Punny: Hahahaha, yah, Greg Doyle wrote it...Greg Couch wrote it....Forrest Greg wrote, well he has Alzheimer's so he doesn't remember what he wrote.

This show is great! Best show on the radio, no doubt about it!

WHERE DOES THIS RANK ON THE SCALE AND HOW DO I GET CERTIFIED TO JUDGE THAT SCALE?

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Harry Seaward wrote:

Idiot producer/wannabe on-air producer jackass Rhodes: Tebow is MVP

Screamy: Oh no

Punny: haha

Screamy: Oh, Greg Couch and Greg Doyle wrote that so it must be true

Punny: Hahahaha, yah, Greg Doyle wrote it...Greg Couch wrote it....Forrest Greg wrote, well he has Alzheimer's so he doesn't remember what he wrote.

WHERE DOES THIS RANK ON THE SCALE AND HOW DO I GET CERTIFIED TO JUDGE THAT SCALE?

Its a two Hanley joke but he gets the extra one for taking three steps to get to his terrible joke

Greg Couch....Greg Doyle...Forrest Gregg

Way to poke fun at alzheimers too.

Forrest Gregg has a legitimate medical condition that causes him to not make sense sometimes

what's your excuse Hanley?

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:46 am

Harry Seaward wrote:

Idiot producer/wannabe on-air producer jackass Rhodes: Tebow is MVP

Screamy: Oh no

Punny: haha

Screamy: Oh, Greg Couch and Greg Doyle wrote that so it must be true

Punny: Hahahaha, yah, Greg Doyle wrote it...Greg Couch wrote it....Forrest Greg wrote, well he has Alzheimer's so he doesn't remember what he wrote.

WHERE DOES THIS RANK ON THE SCALE AND HOW DO I GET CERTIFIED TO JUDGE THAT SCALE?

Nice catch, Harry... :lol:

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Right out of the Box....First thing he said this morning

Mully: So the Cubs traded for Ian Stewart

Hanley: I thought it was Rod Stewart

Mully: :lol:

Hanley: He sounds like a NASCAR driver doesnt he

Mully: Yeah (Now doing a british accent for some reason) And Ian Stewart is coming around the bend!!!

Im starting to think Mulligan has no control over these European takeovers of his voice.

The Joke gets a single Hanley because he resisted the urge to recite Rod Stewart lyrics.

The odd Euro Nascar announcer gets: 3 1/2 Mulligans

Rod · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:20 am

They're not even making their bad jokes correctly. If his name was Billy Joe Cobb, that would sound like NASCAR driver. Ian Stewart is obviously a Formula One name. That's probably why the accent came in, but it clearly didn't work exactly right.

Plus, Hanley should have referenced piano player/road manager Ian Stewart rather than Rod, but he probably doesn't know who he was even though it's probably likely that Mully blew a fattie while listening to "Boogie With Stu" in a Camaro back when he was at Brother Rice. The man is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for God's sake! He's no more obscure than Zoilo Versalles.

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:30 am

"...heh heh, well we're going to let you go... but on your way out, [insert softball question here. something about cutler]"

i'm going to wait for "thanks a ton" now...

THERE IT IS! FOUR MULLY BREAKFAST!

PaPaea · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:28 am

Thank goodness we go the inside scoop of the Army-Navy game this morning. These guys really have their finger on the pulse of Chicago :lol:

Listening to Hanley slowly ramp into an awful joke is quite a thing, it's like you can hear the corn-filled gears in his whirling as he attempts to link someone's name to another, unfunny thing.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:52 pm

Need a ruling -

Mully - Don't they need to make a decision on Forte soon, with the franchise tag, I think it's February 20th, isn't that President's Day....

Hanley - It's all about the Benjamins....

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43523

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Need a ruling -

Mully - Don't they need to make a decision on Forte soon, with the franchise tag, I think it's February 20th, isn't that President's Day....

Hanley - It's all about the Benjamins....

That's especially bad. Benjamin Franklin wasn't even a president.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:12 pm

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Drop In · **Posted:** Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:50 am

I just heard Mully call Lin the Yellow Mamba. :shock:

It didn't even get 1/2 a Hanley. Uh oh, I might be in trouble on that one.

Reared on the Score · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:01 pm

Drop In wrote:

I just heard Mully call Lin the Yellow Mamba. :shock:

It didn't even get 1/2 a Hanley. Uh oh, I might be in trouble on that one.

To be fair, I think he was just referencing a sign at a recent Knicks game. But this reminded me of something from that converation I wanted to submit to be judged on the Hanley scale:

Mully: The Yellow Mamba
Hanley: So you got the Yellow, Black, White...Why isn't Scal the Red Mamba?
Mully: The Ginger Mamba?
Hanley: The Ginger Mary-Ann?
Mully: :lol:

Hanley:

Mully:

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:04 pm

Wow. They really just say things, don't they?

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Reared on the Score wrote:

Drop In wrote:

I just heard Mully call Lin the Yellow Mamba. :shock:

It didn't even get 1/2 a Hanley. Uh oh, I might be in trouble on that one.

To be fair, I think he was just referencing a sign at a recent Knicks game. But this reminded me of something from that converation I wanted to submit to be judged on the Hanley scale:

Mully: The Yellow Mamba
Hanley: So you got the Yellow, Black, White...Why isn't Scal the Red Mamba?
Mully: The Ginger Mamba?
Hanley: The Ginger Mary-Ann?
Mully: :lol:

Hanley:

Mully:

Its at least 3 Hanley level bad and it gets the extra one for the racism and dramatic buildup

Harry Seaward · **Joined:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:05 pm **Posts:** 1723

I seriously hope that Mully and/or Hanley have been sent the link to this thread, and they've read it. And felt shame. Seriously, how the F can you continue this ridiculous routine when you read the epic mocking done in this thread?

Kudos to you guys, awesome thread. Screw you to Mully and Hanley, your show has reached Mike North "I just can't listen to this crap anymore" levels.

SomeGuy · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:31 pm

Harry Seaward wrote:

I seriously hope that Mully and/or Hanley have been sent the link to this thread, and they've read it. And felt shame. Seriously, how the F can you continue this ridiculous routine when you read the epic mocking done in this thread?

Kudos to you guys, awesome thread. Screw you to Mully and Hanley, your show has reached Mike North "I just can't listen to this crap anymore" levels.

According to a very special someone M&H are just randy-dandy good time radio!

bigfan · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:35 pm

Harry Seaward wrote:

I seriously hope that Mully and/or Hanley have been sent the link to this thread, and they've read it. And felt shame. Seriously, how the F can you continue this ridiculous routine when you read the epic mocking done in this thread?

Kudos to you guys, awesome thread. Screw you to Mully and Hanley, your show has reached Mike North "I just can't listen to this crap anymore" levels.

They have a producer. Yes,and he really produces the show...he is not on the show, but it is his show.

Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:27 am

bigfan wrote:

Harry Seaward wrote:

I seriously hope that Mully and/or Hanley have been sent the link to this thread, and they've read it. And felt shame. Seriously, how the F can you continue this ridiculous routine when you read the epic mocking done in this thread?

Kudos to you guys, awesome thread. Screw you to Mully and Hanley, your show has reached Mike North "I just can't listen to this crap anymore" levels.

They have a producer. Yes,and he really produces the show...he is not on the show, but it is his show.

spmack · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:15 am

I need a ruling.

Quote:

Mully: What do you call a liar who lays?

Hanley: What?

Mully: A liar, still.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:16 am

spmack wrote:

I need a ruling.

Quote:

Mully: What do you call a liar who lays?

Hanley: What?

Mully: A liar, still.

1 Hanley

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:41 am

spmack wrote:

I need a ruling.

Quote:

Mully: What do you call a liar who lays?

Hanley: What?

Mully: A liar, still.

That didn't really happen, right?

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Thats no good

They knew that one was bad

Its best when they're oblivious

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:56 am

I need a ruling. This was at some point between 6:30- 6:45 this morning;

Hanley; "Just keep her (Brandon Marshall's wife) away from the Cutlery."

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:57 am

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I need a ruling. This was at some point between 6:30- 6:45 this morning;

Hanley; "Just keep her (Brandon Marshall's wife) away from the Cutlery."

Which rating means you would punch Hanley in the throat?

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:06 am

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I need a ruling. This was at some point between 6:30- 6:45 this morning;

Hanley; "Just keep her (Brandon Marshall's wife) away from the Cutlery."

Which rating means you would punch Hanley in the throat?

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:06 am

nice...

bigfan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:23 pm

MH continue to give you material! they give and give.

Honestly, can't say I have heard Larry since he went on and on and on about his condo....

but after the break, I might say something I find amazingly interesting.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:22 am

bigfan wrote:

MH continue to give you material! they give and give.

You can't polish a turd.

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