So, what now? Is he calling for the end of the NFL because people get injured?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

And even as we consume every last morsel of all things NFL during the whole calendar year, gorging ourselves at Roger Goodell’s trough of television, gambling and merchandising, nothing can be done to keep the sheer physics from eroding the quality of the actual product. The collisions we crave are equations of mass and velocity and transferred force, and the energy has to end up somewhere. When all is said and done, these machines of bone, muscle and cartilage can only be so elastic before they must be replaced.

The Thursday night fiasco is some of the saddest evidence of what’s at work here, particularly after the first weeks of play have inflicted many car-accidents worth of damage around the league. We tune in by the many millions to watch under-recovered athletes slog into each other, dragging themselves back to the huddle time and again, like farm oxen yoked to a plow.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
.@PennStateFball, @GoPSUsports, @penn_state and @PennStateAlums own the disgusting JoeBots. He knew, and they KNOW it. Expose them.

Yes it is.

Dan won't have to wonder too much longer, because as goes the NFL so he goes. Unlike Howard Cosell, he doesn't have anything else upon which to attach an impramtur upon.

No, there's really no argument to it. It's just "guys get hurt, life's a bitch, I took high school physics."

I heard the NFL is shutting down after this year.

to combine with UFC. the kick off will be replaced by the placekickers for each side entering an octagon cage suspended above mid-field for the right to possess the ball. extra points will be the kickers squaring off and the scoring team getting 1 free shot at the other team's kicker; if you knock the other guy down, you get the point.

Getting too close to the quarterback on the pass rush, however, will still be a 15 yard roughing the passer penalty.

Except he labeled force a function of velocity, which it isn't, it's a function of changing velocity. Also, forces aren't "transferred", they are vectors that are applied, which results in a transfer of total energy in the form of momentum. This is Day 1 Newtonian Mechanics stuff Bernstein is getting wrong. Stick to sports!

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
Ladies extended their overnight, so this film's time has finally come for the boy. Italian beefs and Gene Wilder.

Yes it is.

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

I'm with you on that. I always thought Young Frankenstein was a better movie. However, I will never forget the first time I saw the Spanish Inquisition part of History of the World part 1 - I don't think I had laughed that hard in my 14 years of life up to that point.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

The collisions we crave are equations of mass and velocity and transferred force, and the energy has to end up somewhere.

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I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Even good dolphin thinks this is ridiculous.

Blazing Saddles is pretty overrated IMO.

I saw it once and never felt compelled to revisit it. It was OK.

Having our pre-Blazing-Saddles talk now. About 1974, the n-word, the f-word (the other one), sociopolitical satire and how comedy matters.

I can't figure out how to screen save and repost a tweet.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Even good dolphin thinks this is ridiculous.