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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:27 pm

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If it's important to you, maintain it. If it's not, pave it over. Sweet Jesus, who gives a shit?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:10 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38648
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:10 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

Telegram Sam wrote:

If it's important to you, maintain it.

That's what immigrants are for!

I really only care about grass conditions on the courses I play.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:11 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 44249

sjboyd0137 wrote:

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:11 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 44249

Furious Styles wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

If it's important to you, maintain it.

That's what immigrants are for!

I really only care about grass conditions on the courses I play.

What about the grass conditions pertaining to smoking?

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:11 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 31095

Furious Styles wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

If it's important to you, maintain it.

That's what immigrants are for!

I really only care about grass conditions on the courses I play.

Or what I smoke.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:13 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

Douchebag wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

If it's important to you, maintain it.

That's what immigrants are for!

I really only care about grass conditions on the courses I play.

What about the grass conditions pertaining to smoking?

Nobody calls it that anymore.

OLD.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:20 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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Hawg Ass wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

If it's important to you, maintain it.

That's what immigrants are for!

I really only care about grass conditions on the courses I play.

Or what I smoke.

Wow. A blast from the past.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:26 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102756
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

ELAINE: Look! Look at...look at this! There's a garden.

GEORGE: A garden! I can't believe there's a garden!

JERRY: Would I have to get a gardener?

ELAINE: Yeah, you can get a gardener.

JERRY: You tip him?

ELAINE: You can.

GEORGE: [to Elaine] You don't tip a gardener!

ELAINE: You can tip a gardener.

GEORGE: You don't need a gardener.

ELAINE: Jerry, you can barbecue back here [points to garden].

JERRY: They deliver the coal?

ELAINE: Sure, it's...probably the same guy, who delivers the wood.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:27 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 44249

Hawg has me on ignore. :cry:

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:29 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

OLD.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:57 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 44249

Furious Styles wrote:

OLD.

Yes, Hawg is old.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:59 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 31095

Douchebag wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

OLD.

Yes, Hawg is old.

I feel older than old, especially with all of the health bullshit I am dealing with. :evil:

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Lawn Talk

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:09 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm
Posts: 4363
pizza_Place: pizza and subs

i could see a time when i will care for my lawn like i have nothing else better to do. at this point i haven't had to mow it in almost 2 weeks. I see absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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