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Post subject: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:19 pm

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1)Frank Coztansa
15)Hawg Ass
My Take:Just like my takes, the participants that do well in this tournament seem to get worse every year. I can't believe I'm actually thinking in my head "Man, maybe leashyourkids wasn't that bad".

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:25 pm

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:28 pm

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:33 pm

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i guess Frank so he can keep embarrassing himself in the cubs threads.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:33 pm

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:34 pm

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Hawg

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:34 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:36 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

i guess Frank so he can keep embarrassing himself in the cubs threads.

Oh don't worry, you tree shitter. Win or lose, I'll be tormenting the Cubs section the entire season.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:38 pm

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:40 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

i guess Frank so he can keep embarrassing himself in the cubs threads.

Oh don't worry, you tree shitter. Win or lose, I'll be tormenting the Cubs section the entire season.

i changed my vote last minute to you. i was going to vote hawg and almost hit enter because he made me quarter smile in the fast food thread but then remember he recommended me to try a junior whopper which ended up being too small and sucking.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:31 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

i guess Frank so he can keep embarrassing himself in the cubs threads.

Oh don't worry, you tree shitter. Win or lose, I'll be tormenting the Cubs section the entire season.

Junior whoppers are the worst.
Frank

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:50 pm

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:55 pm

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Only right for an SEC fan to be king in the north...

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Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:01 am

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:46 am

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:36 am

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We are going to need a tremendous rally and I don't have a team of mults.

Vote: Hawg

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:40 am

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Frank

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I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:41 am

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RFDC wrote:

Frank

I hope Pritzker becomes the Governor of Missourah

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Pat Riarchy

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:58 am

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Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:59 am

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Big Brane

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:00 am

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yeah,,,LIke im gonna vote for FARNK?

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:10 am

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Big Brane wrote:

yeah,,,LIke im gonna vote for FARNK?

i held my nose and did it.

that whopper jr was just too nasty for me.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:30 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Big Brane wrote:

yeah,,,LIke im gonna vote for FARNK?

i held my nose and did it.

that whopper jr was just too nasty for me.

Well if you would grow a sack and just eat the 2 for $5 Whoppers, it wouldn't be an issue.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:45 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Big Brane wrote:

yeah,,,LIke im gonna vote for FARNK?

i held my nose and did it.

that whopper jr was just too nasty for me.

Well if you would grow a sack and just eat the 2 for $5 Whoppers, it wouldn't be an issue.

I've been offered that deal many times but refused it. I would probably end up having a heart attack if i ever did that. it is too manly for me. i admit. but let's not change the subject here - the problem was with the whopper jr, not the whopper. the whopper is just fine and the best fast food burger when made correctly. the whopper jr is like it doesnt know what it wants to be, a slider? a real burger? it just doesn't fit into any category. and after you eat it, you're like wtf did i just eat and your stomach is angry at you telling you back 'that's fucking it? that's lunch? fuck you!'.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:49 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

I would probably end up having a heart attack if i ever did that.

Please get the 2 for $5 deal for lunch today.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:52 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Big Brane wrote:

yeah,,,LIke im gonna vote for FARNK?

i held my nose and did it.

that whopper jr was just too nasty for me.

Well if you would grow a sack and just eat the 2 for $5 Whoppers, it wouldn't be an issue.

Feel the same way about the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's, no more.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:00 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

I would probably end up having a heart attack if i ever did that.

Please get the 2 for $5 deal for lunch today.

is it too late to change my vote?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:06 am

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB North Final:1)Frank Coztansa vs. 15)Hawg Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:17 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

:lol:

yes- he suddenly became quiet. I own Frank C's ass for a few more days

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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:25 pm

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