Obviously Tourettes is by far on the top of the list.

Going bald
Unibrow
Sharts
Tits that aren't uniform
White Sox

And when I die I expect to find him laaaaaaaaafing

Jeez... there is a flashback.

G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

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Welcome back.

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nah he got it half right. he fucked up letting girls get themselves off too.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

I was permanently banned from my other bored

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If you call Obama gay here, it's perfectly fine. Cuz it appears he is.

But you don’t call a gay guy gay.

You call a straight guy gay when he’s acting gay.

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I see what you did there

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Cum Town didn't go so well over there?

Why would some deity with infinite power create horribly inefficient beings, then create ways for those beings to murder one another?

You can eat those berries, but if you eat these other berries you'll die.

You can eat this meat, but if you eat this meat that's been sitting too long, you'll die.

You touch this plant, but if touch this other plant, you'll die.

Anything you eat will turn into smelly brown shit. Anything that anything eats ends up being turned into smell brown shit. And there's different forms of shit, sometimes in log form, sometimes in ball form. It all just depends. Oh, and don't eat shit, you'll die.

Also, if you don't do anything and just live for a certain amount of time, you'll die.

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It's more like he she them made a chemical experiment and everything we see is just a result of those reactions.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Obama....still gay. No wonder he goes on and on about Lincoln.

Photos of old dudes sucking each other off was met with MUCH more hostility there than here. Read whatever you want into that fact.

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I didn't expect the Sox at the end.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.