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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:46 pm

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…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

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“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:49 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:52 pm

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Darkside wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:57 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

Who the hell drinks malort? I don't get that shit. I bet even wz can't do it

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:06 pm

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I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:11 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

We had soccer all weekend and I opted to sit in full sun & 90+ degrees rather than go near a tree. I look like a tomato.

I’ve since learned that these things are apparently airborne.

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:27 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

Who the hell drinks malort? I don't get that shit. I bet even wz can't do it

I…plead the fifth. Not of Malort.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 5:34 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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...or they mites not

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 5:47 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

We had soccer all weekend and I opted to sit in full sun & 90+ degrees rather than go near a tree. I look like a tomato.

I’ve since learned that these things are apparently airborne.

If they are airborne, we have to lock down our cities. Shelter in place people.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:57 am

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wash your hands, wear a mask. imagine all the people...

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Warren Newson

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:44 am

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They're out of control. I picked up bites on my neck this weekend, which is a feat no mosquito has ever accomplished. They've also managed to get under my shirt and bite me in the stomach.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:02 am

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Is that what this shit is????

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:24 am

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W_Z wrote:

wash your hands, wear a mask. imagine all the people...

Only listen to doctors and *sigh* to people who listen to doctors!

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:30 am

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First thing I thought of when I saw your pic JORR :lol:

George Costanza : What if the pilot gets picked up, and it becomes a series?

Dana Foley : That would be wonderful, George. You'll be rich and successful.

George Costanza : Yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.

Dana Foley : I thought you didn't believe in God.

George Costanza : I do for the bad things.

Dana Foley : Do you hear what you're saying? God isn't out to get you, George. What... What is that on your lip?

George Costanza : What?

Dana Foley : It's like a discoloration. It's white.

George Costanza : [looks in a mirror] Yes. Yes, it's white. Why is it white?

Dana Foley : You'd better get that checked out.

George Costanza : "Better get that checked out"?

Dana Foley : I would.

George Costanza : What kind of a therapist are you? I'm telling you I'm scared that something terrible is gonna happen to me. Right away you start looking for tumors?

Dana Foley : I'm trying to help.

George Costanza : What are you, like a sadist? No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make 'em feel worse? I'll bet you're rootin' for the tumor!

Dana Foley : I think you'd better go.

George Costanza : Well, I'm going, baby! I'm goin'!

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:18 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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JORR wrote:

Is that what this shit is????

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.

you have 3 nipples ?

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:35 am

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I had something similar -- actually two of them right next to each other -- on my right arm. But they healed in a week. I thought I got them on the plane a week ago Sunday; at least it was right after that when I first noticed. the.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:06 pm

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Bagels wrote:

JORR wrote:

Is that what this shit is????

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.

you have 3 nipples ?

Monkey pox. Call that Daskalakis guy that's into bondage and get a vaccine. Don't stop having anal sex though, wouldn't want to stop you from loving anybody.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:08 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:09 pm

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what the fuck nobody wants to see your nasty ass nipples, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:12 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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who are you talking to ?

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:00 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

what the fuck nobody wants to see your nasty ass nipples, what the fuck is wrong with you?

That's not a nipple, you fuckin' shithead. It's apparently an oak mite bite.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2024 8:42 am

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Oak mite bit your nipple?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:26 am

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that's what it sounds like

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Oak Mites

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:34 pm

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https://www.nbcchicago.com/cicadas-illi ... a/3533849/

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