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Estes Hood

Post subject: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 3:32 pm

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Burger King in mattoon. Existed before the big chain ever did. Local place that has nothing to do with the big king. And apparently that fuckin thing is still there.

Anybody ever actually been to and ate at this place? Maybe even take a shit there?

Fascinating story. They even battled the big chain in court over the fuckin name and won.

https://classicchicagomagazine.com/illi ... rger-king/

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 3:41 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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Northside Dan put his all beef patty in a bun at that place. Use the search feature to find that hot pic.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 6:56 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:36 pm
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Food was ok.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 7:02 pm

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u ever taken a shit in the bathroom in mattoon???

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 7:24 pm

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W_Z wrote:

u ever taken a shit in the bathroom in mattoon???

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a

gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

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Harvard Dan

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 10:31 pm

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Location: Home of Dick Tracy Days
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When a student at EIU we went occasionally, I bet Don Tiny and Darko probably went at some point too...

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 11:05 pm

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Don Tiny is a dipshit. Why does this twat's name come up once a month?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 11:59 pm

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Harvard Dan wrote:

When a student at EIU we went occasionally, I bet Don Tiny and Darko probably went at some point too...

Yeah. Sizzler was a more attractive option but yeah sure did go there.
After getting a free onion at This Is It Furniture.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 11:59 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Don Tiny is a dipshit. Why does this twat's name come up once a month?

Because he's amazing.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 12:08 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Darkside wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Don Tiny is a dipshit. Why does this twat's name come up once a month?

Because he's amazing.

Good guy. Parks on lawns

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 7:53 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Douchebag wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Don Tiny is a dipshit. Why does this twat's name come up once a month?

Because he's amazing.

Good guy. Parks on lawns

Just never mowed any.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Ever been to Burger King in Mattoon??

Posted: Tue May 13, 2025 9:39 am

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Estes Hood wrote:

20 mile buffer zone. Big BK offered $10,000 to be able to open within the radius and they declined. Good for them

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