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SpiralStairs

Post subject: USAA

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:27 pm

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How many millions of dollars have they spent telling the majority of the country that they will not insure them?

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:46 pm

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They’re negging the general population into joining the armed forces via slightly improved personal banking arrangements.

Yvet Eht Nioj

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:51 pm

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I have the strangest urge to join the navy.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:09 am

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Darkside wrote:

I have the strangest urge to join the navy.

Don't you mean the tevY?

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:54 am

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It is a peculiar ad campaign. I can’t think of another where a “spokesman” like Rob Gronkowski is actually prohibited from being a customer.

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 5:47 am

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"In The Navy"

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man of few opinions

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:17 am

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I'm sure Gronk is making big bank on these ads, but the whole premise seems to be making him look as ignorant as possible. I mean shit, have some dignity man.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:20 am

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USAA knows what they are doing. Segregating themselves. It's the new hot thing.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:58 am

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This is why CRT needs to be taught.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:04 am

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man of few opinions wrote:

I'm sure Gronk is making big bank on these ads, but the whole premise seems to be making him look as ignorant as possible. I mean shit, have some dignity man.

The ads heavily imply that he is mentally retarded when he sits on the phone with blank stare saying "I'm special". I'm surprised those haven't been flagged

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Brick

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:05 am

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man of few opinions wrote:

I'm sure Gronk is making big bank on these ads, but the whole premise seems to be making him look as ignorant as possible. I mean shit, have some dignity man.

Just like Caller Bob, he knows his brand.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:12 am

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man of few opinions wrote:

I'm sure Gronk is making big bank on these ads, but the whole premise seems to be making him look as ignorant as possible. I mean shit, have some dignity man.

I kinda think he does. I've read that he socks away a ton of money for savings and investment. I want to say its 100% of his NFL money, and then he lives off of his endorsement checks? Pretty smart on his part. If I were in that position to accrue generational wealth but had to look like a jackass every so often on a commercial, I wouldn't give it a second thought.

Hell I'm a jackass on here most of the time for $0.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:14 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

man of few opinions wrote:

I'm sure Gronk is making big bank on these ads, but the whole premise seems to be making him look as ignorant as possible. I mean shit, have some dignity man.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:27 pm

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from what ive heard, they dont offer better rate or service than others anyway. they have to advertise as much as the others just to keep going. the admission of exclusiveness is their hook, and i think it only works because they offer membership to family members and offspring. but the whole idea that they limit their marketshare to begin with is weird, i agree. it would seem to make more sense that by signing up with them, a portion of the profits get donated to military families.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2022 5:18 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2022 7:33 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

How many millions of dollars have they spent telling the majority of the country that they will not insure them?

Pitching your product as requiring some sort of membership in a group is a tried and true marketing tactic.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:32 pm

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Bagels wrote:

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: USAA

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:17 am

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Darkside wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Listen to his PMT interview. The Rob Gronkowski in the commercial sounds a lot like that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDo6I_kiH0k

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