They're up on her twitter, just not loading here I guess.

whew

In short, Julie wrote an article trying to create outrage that a girls’ team was denied a trophy for beating boys, only to find out the real story…that it was a 5th grade multi-city all-star team that played a boys’ rec league team that had little talent (since the better kids would be playing on club/travel teams).

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The boys never had a chance...check out that vertical.

Hell of a retraction: "I mean yeah but still."

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no it isnt. its like, the furthest from 'Great' you can get

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

That original 'article' should be shown in journalism classes on what not to do. Her source was a parent's facebook post!

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Ah, so she needs Twitter AND Facebook to do her job...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

and a parent who "says" her child participated

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

In July’s defense, this is an incredibly stupid rule.

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I know its fucking Alabama, but how hard it is to have a couple of trophies made with a basketball on top that simply says "20xx Champions"


Something like this is $4.49
Order 5 or 6 of them and hand them out to teams as needed.

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you're setting a precedent though....

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Just don’t let children play in a tournament they’re not allowed to win.

Boom.

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Remember when we had poster of the week

we could hand those trophies out for that

Captain James T. Kirk is probably the only person in this quadrant that would be able to still figure out how to win it.

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My Maserati does 186.

He'd sign some guy named Kobe Yashi Maru

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I see she finally removed "wrote a book" from her moniker.

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Leave men alone, Julie.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

You'd think there's no way she could make a story about Americans being kidnapped and killed in Mexico about her but ...Bonus points if you guessed its also the fault of..you guessed it , MEN !!!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That’s very good content. It’s true that I hadn’t considered July’s weight in the context of a cartel murdering Americans in the street.

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July always has good content. Just not in the way she thinks.

Men aren't killing you July, your A1C is.

how have I missed a JDC Fails page

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

High blood sugar is a social construct.

Nobody had even heard of A1C until Wilford Brimley - an old white man - invented diabeetus.

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Beardown: To day is "International Women's day"!!!!

Julie: Yes it is. The greatest day on the calender.

Beardown: Yes. I agree.

Julie: Well, Beardown? What did you do for women today.

Beardown: I paid for a comprehensive STD test for my hooker. Including a test for AIDS and all of the other big ones.

Julie: You're disgusting.

Beardown: Thank you.

A1C, down with Rybelsus...

Celebrate International Women’s Day by giving a salute to JK Rowling.

Badrogue spends a lot of time on it. Does a good job reading and dissecting all July content